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Random kindness? Or Salty revenge? (11.28.2017) // It was normal day. As usual i made my way through TargΓ©t, before work. Hunting for discount sales, like the true mother i am. Unfortunately, Lady Luck did not bless me w/her magical juju. After purchasing an unnecessary bathing suit for a whopping $40.71, I made my way into a widely popular cafΓ© where Pumpkin Spice drinks are praised, like it were wine made from the blood of Christ, himself. Where the stereotypical teenage girl struts in, wearing yoga pants and UGG boots. (yes, Starbucks)
I set my belongings on a table secluded from the rest of the customers (bc lonerβπ»). I grab my wallet and turn back to obtain a place in line, when an arm shoots out in front of me. My eyes follow the arm to its owner. A girl with a red shirt and light khakis. She hands a small brown, paper bag w/2 white doves on it. βHere.β She says. βI wanted a chocolate chip one but they gave me this one.β I could only assume that her salty tone was directed at the Barista, who was too busy doing her job to pay attention at the death glares. I dismissed the bitter remark and thanked her for the free treat. Then, proceeded to order my beverage of choice (an iced chai w/coconut milkπππ»). Now, as I type this theatrical caption, Iβm enjoying this delicious, pumpkin spiced, octo-cookie. So,win. Moral of the story, never deny a gift?? Idk take what you want from this.π
little 40s sketch of Bucky dragging Steve out of yet another fight.
Walburga: you do not deserve my son.
James: you donβt deserve your son.
Walburga: excuse me.
James: you heard me.
grande latte (iced, depending on the season)
if they have the little spice jars out again - add a couple shakes of chocolate powder and nutmeg
besties what's your go-to starbucks order i've only ever been like three times and every time i've gone i've hated what i've gotten i need some recommendations
Some fake pokemon pun logos i saw made by @swainathan !
they also exist as stickers right here as well!
Also i @swainathan , i saw that you were looking for some suggestions, so feel free to use mine (shown at the third reblog) ! with credit pls
a pokenerd's guide to gettin' the girls p1
Are you a ducklett cuz i just swanna be wth you ;)
might make a p2 idk but i got plenty more of pokemon puns for goodbye and some for hello
if yall got any suggestions id love to hear em but nothing about doing people im a minor
welp see you later turtonators
Pokemon Res-taruos-ant puns ;)
Pancham Express - Panda Express
Taco Bellsprout - Taco Bell
I-Hoppip - I-Hop
Sawsbuck's - Starbuck's
Ben & Clefairy's - Ben & Jerry's
Dairy Nidoqueen's - Dairy Queen's
Burger Slaking's - Burger King's
Red Clauncher - Red Lobster
a pokenerd's guide to gettin' the girls p1
Are you a ducklett cuz i just swanna be wth you ;)
might make a p2 idk but i got plenty more of pokemon puns for goodbye and some for hello
if yall got any suggestions id love to hear em but nothing about doing people im a minor
welp see you later turtonators
I stopped at Starbucks for an ice coffee yesterday and it tasted strange. Like it was a little sweet. I had ordered it black, like I do everywhere, so I asked the guy if it was possible some sweetener had gotten in the cup.
βOh yeah,β he said, βwe always do our two classes pumps!β
Two. Classic. Pumps?!
They made me a fresh one with NO pumps of anything at all, simply (as Dennis Leary once put it) coffee flavored coffee. They also offered to let me keep the first one but I refused and handed it back.
A day later and I am still utterly boggled. Is this a thing in every Starbucks, putting liquid sugar into a coffee ordered black by default?! Is this just the one location? I need to find out, because this is NOT okay.
even tho I forgot to take a picture of it, I had "Elphabas Cold Brew" and usually I don't like bittersweet drinks, it was very good
am I the only one who just found out that Starbucks has new Wicked drinks???
not saying no to the Starbucks employee and ending up eating too much cuz anyway how could you refuse a pumpkin spice donut??? πβοΈ
My coffee had a cute drawing on it this morning!
'' u drew stars around my scars ,,
but now I'm bleeding . ''
κ°β β β α΅β ΰΌβ α΅β κ±β Λβ β‘
Welcome to canon couples in my DR
(don't take this personally, it's just my opinion)
1) Pandora Rosier x Lily Evans
Pandora "my family told me my dreams are just dreams" Rosier x Lily "Well, my family taught me to follow my dreams" Evans
β’ this couple is the absolute cutest, two goddess queens both learning they have feelings for each other
β’ Pandora grew up with an evil family and felt she should be kind, she sees kindness as her only real superpower, not being psychic . Pandora being proud of lily for seeing the good in not only the people around her but herself
β’ Lily grew up judged for her blood type, sometimes she still does worry if she's being judged but Pandora quickly likes to help her see the light, that she doesn't see lily any different
β’ Pandora loves to talk and gush about lily to regulus while lily loves to talk and gush about Pandora to Benjamin (me) (speaking in first person so I feel like a character and therefore apart of the marauders lol)
2) Dorcas Meadowes x Marlene McKinnon
β’ classic badass lesbian couple
β’ started out as academic rivals despite both being in Slytherin
β’ "I scored an A+ dork." "groans. for now you have McKinnon. But that charms test is mine."
β’ Dorcas likes to play basketball, and she plays it rough. Marlene just watches with a bucket of popcorn, cheering her girlfriend on with a smug grin whenever Dorcas punches someone's face in
β’ Marlene growing up to have internal homophobia and Dorcus helping her see their love is real, and love is love
β’ On their anniversary night, Marlene gifts Dorcas a real rare dragon that Dorcas has no idea how she got, Marlene replies with a simple "I have my ways"
β’ while Dorcas checks the collar of the dragon, she notices the locket open and inside a diamond ring. when she turns around, Marlene is on one knee with arms spread open
"marry me dork?"
3) Mary Macdonalds x Evan Rosier
β’ stone head x hopeless romantic
β’ they meet in the library while Mary is reading a novel and Evan is selling cocaine to a customer, he realizes she saw and approaches her, attempting to suave her into not telling "Romeo and Juliet huh?" he asks, Mary raises an eyebrow "this is Macbeth." she replies making him freeze up, she smiles "don't worry, I won't tell", he smiles back "cool"
β’ he tries to get her to try drugs a little but she refuses with a burning passion, after a few months go by he stops taking drugs cause he wants to be better for her
β’ after mary gets dumped by yet another boyfriend, she feels undesirable and goes to evan to find solace. Evan listens to her every word with a burning sensation in his chest, he comforts her up close, rubbing her back.
"I want to be someone's first choice, Evan"
"....you are mary." he whispers, she frowns
"no no- I know what you mean. I'm not his first choice." she says, Evan frowns
"you're someone's first choice," he replies, but he's not brave enough to say "you're my first choice"
β’ after a few months together, she's reading a romantic novel to him and gushing, talking about fanfiction and he just listens with a smile on his face. "and then he lifts her chin up and kisses her!! ahh! so romantic!" she squeals and Evan smiles before it fades, before he can rethink, he's lifting her chin up, getting close and pressing his lips to hers. they separate after awhile and he notices her wide eyes, he smiles sheepishly
β’ "you're my first choice, Marian."
4) Sirius Black x James Potter
β’ the definition of ultimate bromance
β’ started off with them making fun and teasing other couples, even going as far as kissing and hugging each other, but both secretly start to like it
β’ they're best friends to lovers, Sirius enjoys Remus company sure but no one quite understands his chaotic-ness like James does, a lover and a best friend is the best you can get right?
β’ they're running down the halls after pranking Severus Snape again before they see professor McGonagall walking straight down the hallway, they panic and hide in a small secluded area trying not to breath each other's air
β’ "well, it seems we've found each other in a tight situation" James replies with a grin making Sirius grin back "good one James" he retorts playfully
β’ they stay there for awhile and notice McGonagall is gone, but both seemed to like...being up close. they wouldn't tell each other that though
β’ extreme slow burn, Sirius isn't the one with internal homophobia. anything his parents is against, he fully supports so gay rights is his middle name. James is the one who has to deal with the conflict, he's undoubtedly sure his parents will support him but he still struggles
β’ I also feel like they're the same but in different fonts lol, like they'll look at a situation and think "should we?" and the other is like "definitely"
5) Remus lupin x Barty Crouch Jr
come on now
Remus "I'm a fucking werewolf, does that not bother you?" Lupin " x Barty "I have dreamt of this moment my entire life. Crush me now." Crouch Jr
β’ they're damn chaotic. barty regularly tries to set a building on fire and Remus is behind him 'trying' to stop him but secretly adds more gasoline
β’ they bring out each other's worse in the best way that you can't help but see the appeal
β’ definition of "partners in crime" except the crime is getting James to admit his feelings to Sirius but he is in EXTREME denial
β’ Barty growing up in a household similar to an orphanage, too many kids around and the only way he felt noticed was by being a little gremlin
β’ Remus who actually grew up in orphanage but did the same although soon realizes those people weren't his parents and stopped trying to get their attention or approval
β’ both understand each other in a deeper way
β’ they also have nasty sex LMAO
β’ they're both tall, semi strong and extremely dominant. if your dorm is across from them, and you hear screams of agony and things crashing into the walls, don't worry they're just making love <3
β’ masochism tango is their song, I'm calling it
β’ they're a healthy couple emotionally and mentally guys, they just a little kinky physically π€
god I ship them with a burning passion, you cannot take them away from me πππ
Drew a silly starbucks angel <3