Experience Tumblr like never before
Not super proud of it but still worth sharing. I guess
Biblically accurate Bad Batch. You asked for it...
It's only side profiles for now
I might add Omega and Echo later
Next chapter officially done! Was hoping to make it longer but Iāve been crazy busy. Hopefully there will be less of a wait for the next chapter. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy!
Hey guys! First official post- no pressure, right?
This little thing has been hanging about in my brain for a while now so I finally took the leap and wrote it after a loooong case of writerās block.
I just love Echo & Fives so much because thereās so many levels to their relationship yāknow??
But anyways, if youāre up for it, Iād love for you to read it! (No promises that itās actually good tho haha)
āiām helping him, heāll be okayā āit wasnāt enoughā
Lego Star Wars fans: "You know what would be cool? A new set. For instance, a big Invisible Hand set, or a separatist command ship set, or a cool new Clone Wars set."
Lego: "Hah, fuck you. We're gonna remake the X-Wing again, and you're gonna like it."
A'ight I'm bored so I'm gonna tell you some things that make me enraged
Razzi headcanonners: First off, FUCK YOU. If you still think Razzi is gay, I respectfully disrespectfully hate you to hell and back. Absolutely cannot stand you. Not that you'd want to be in the first place, but we cannot in any conceivable reality be friends. And I'm glad you probably wouldn't want to because then I don't have to go through the trouble of telling you to fuck off. Now I am NOT (in this post) saying I want you dead. What I am saying is that if you were about to be lit up with bullets and only I could save you, I wouldn't. Would not š. Eat shit. Morons.
Problem is, I try so hard to love every group of people. EVERY. Every race, every religion, every sexuality (yeah, despite what you might think, I'm not homophobic), every gender, etc. It's you Razzi gay headcanonners that make it im-fucking-possible for me to love every group of people.
She's not lesbian, get used to it, and if you can't accept it, fuck the hell off. I've got enough toxicity on my page and I don't need your bullshit fucking headcanon to stir the pot even more. And yes, by "toxicity" I am referring to the constant posts expressing my hellish hatred towards the shitheads for whom this post is dedicated.
@metalhusbands :one of the clones gets stuck in a vent - chaos insues
As you wish!!!!
(got the idea from @212th-chaos and @obiwanshusband tooka chaos)
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"What do you mean it's IN the vent?!?!" Cody practically yelled, throwing his arms up in exaggeration.
Waxer bowed his head, hiding his hands behind his back. "I didn't realize the vent cover was off so it sprinted towards it, I tried to grab it and it bit me and disappearedā¦"
Cody pinched the bridge of his nose as he let out a drawn-out sigh. "There's a tooka loose in the ven- wait did you say it bit you?"
Waxer shrugged, still hiding his hands. "It's not that bad, sir."
Cody gave him an unbelieving glare. "Nice try. Med bay. Now," He pointed down the hall. "I'll go find someone to help find the damned thing."
Waxer nodded, heading towards the medbay as Cody started towards the barracks.
As the Commander got closer, he could hear laughing and yelling coming from beyond the door to the barracks. He wasn't sure what he expected to see beyond the door but he definitely didn't expect what he did find.
"Commander!" Boil shot up from where he was crouched on the floor. Next to him, someone was sticking halfway out of a vent, their waist up hidden inside. Boil looked from Cody to whoever was in the vent, back to Cody.
Cody crossed his arms, trying his best to refrain from laughing. "What the hell happened?"
Around Boil, other troopers were failing to control their laughter. "Well, sir," Boil started, barely containing his own laughter, "Waxer lost a tooka in the vent and Wooley saw it and tried to grab it and wellā¦" he motioned to the pair of legs, "he got stuck."
Cody couldn't stop the amused chuckle as Wooley started to kicked his legs.
"Will you stop karking laughing and get me the kriff out?!?" Wooley's muffled yell only caused the boys to keel over laughing once more.
"I'm assuming pulling him out didn't work, then?" Cody asked, leaning against the door frame.
"We tried," Longshot piped up. "But his squeaking as we tried to pull him out-" he fell into a fit of giggles.
"So what you're saying is you bunch of di'kuts were all laughing too hard to pull him out?" Cody asked, his amused smirk never leaving his face.
"No, yeah. That about sums it up sir," Trapper put in between wheeze.
Cody was more laughing at his troopers trying their best to say things in a professional manner all while doubled over wheezing than Wooley screaming profanities through the vent.
"So," Cody made his way over, lightly kicking Wooley's leg. "How bout you lot get him out of the vent so we can find the missing tooka before it bites someone else?"
"I like that plan!" Wooley called out, kicking his legs again, accidentally hitting Cody in the process.
Unfortunately for Wooley, that just sent them all laughing again. Crys, who hadn't said a word since Cody arrived, was now struggling to breath, curled into a ball on the floor.
"What the kriff did I miss?"
Cody turned to see Waxer now standing in the open doorway, a bandage wrapped neatly around his hand.
Cody leaned his back against the wall, sparing a glance at Wooley. "Seems your tooka caused a bit of chaos in your absence."
Waxer chuckled to himself before walking over to Wooley, grabbing his leg and yanking hard. Wooley slid free from the vent and Waxer landed on his ass, wincing as his bandaged hand hit the floor.
Wooley rolled onto his back, staring at the ceiling before getting up and launching himself at Boil who practically screamed. Wooley wrestled his vod to the floor. "This is for not getting me out, you karking di'kut!" He yelled as he put Boil in a headlock.
No one came to Boil's rescue and he squirmed to attempt to free himself.
Cody didn't move from his spot against the wall, content to watch the chaos unfold.
Wooley released Boil and latched himself to Longshot who started screaming at Crys to help him. Crys was of no help, still fighting to catch his breath.
Waxer stood up, stopping beside his Commander and his vode rolled around on the floor. "Should we-?"
"Nah," Cody interrupted. "They'll figure it out,"
Cody's attention was quickly drawn back to the vent as a soft meow was heard. Beside his foot the tabby tooka, also watching the chaos it had unknowingly caused.
"There's the little shit!" Wooley's voice called out.
"GET IT!"
Cody says hi!
Stay tuned for Codyās adventure at the movies!š
Moments I want to highlight š½
OBI-WANāS HAND ON CODY!!! CODYWANššā¤ļø
Hunterās smileš„¹š„° (Watch out behind youš)
Omega and Wrecker!!š„¹š„¹ PADAME AND ANAKINš„¹
TECHššš He always be yapping and being an IPad kidšš
Echoās little wave!š„¹ Ahsoka front and center Queen!
CROSSHAIRšš„° He is literally one of the few not looking at the cameraš He is not beating the grumpy allegations at all
Some honorable mentions are Rex, Mayday (so close to Crosshairš„ŗ) and Hozwerš„°
This is my first post! Iām hoping to be more active on here in the New Year! I canāt wait to be a part of this awesome community!
In celebration I thought Iād show off my clones. I introduce to you:
Close ups belowšā¬
For starters we have the Drunk Dominos getting a photo taken
Then we have the Battle for the ālast slice of cakeā
And finally we have the āØGossip CircleāØ
Comment and let me know!!
broke: Ahsoka and Rex swap outfits and itās horribly obvious plus fits badly
woke: Ahsoka and Rex swap outfits and look absolutely amazing in their new fits
The Adventures of Boxsoka continue: ft. Skyguy
I love the clone wars trio bc I see them all as different commentaries on the Jedi of the time.
Obi Wan is what the Jedi were.
Anakin is what the Jedi preached against.
Ahsoka is what the Jedi should aspire to be.
Obi Wan had the best of intentions: he wanted to save Anakin, to save Satine, to save Ahsoka. But in the end he failed due to Sith scheming. He was set up to fail, wether it be his dead master or the intergalactic war he was forced to fight in. And in the end Anakin did fall from the light, Satine was killed in Maul's quest for revenge, and Ahsoka walked away. He was a well-intentioned man with a good heart who was ultimately set up to fail by the Sith.
Anakin too wanted safety for his loved ones, but he took it to far. Instead of prioritizing those people, their wants and needs, he prioritized the way they made him felt. Instead of selfless love, he loved selfishly, which is exactlaly what the Jedi are against. They're not against love, they're against attachment. Anakin couldn't let go of Ahsoka: it corroded his faith in the Jedi, sowed seeds of resentment. He couldn't accept that Padme or Obi Wan didn't agree with his vision, because if they don't make him feel good, then they no longer love him. Anakin was a kind boy twisted by the Sith and his misguided attachment to others.
Ahsoka falls into a similar category as Obi Wan, except for one detial. She walked away. She recognized that the Jedi were unintentionally loosing themselves in war. And even through she was a spectacular warrior, a talented commander, she recognized that it wasn't supposed to be her job. She was able to let go of her attachment to Anakin and the 501st. She was a product of her masters and friends, of Obi Wan, Anakin, Padme, and all the others who influenced her growth. And even in the end, when her world fell, she still acted with compassion and understanding, which is exactly what a Jedi should be. Despite her discomfort with the twisted meaning of the title, Ahsoka embodied the fundamental traits of a Jedi. Not flawless, but an empathetic peacekeeper capable of embracing love and rejecting attachment.
Idk if I'm articulating it right, but the general idea is there.
Lore dump for this new War Torn AU under the cut hehe
So the main premise of this au is that the Clone Wars never ended, which is why my working title of the War Torn AU, bc the galaxy is being torn by war.Ā
Basically the prequels play out exactly like the movie, right up until the end of Revenge of the Sith, along with some background action during Clone Wars.Two main things change: anakinās arc, and Fiveās quest.Ā
During the clone wars, instead of just running, Fives calls upon his ex-commander, Lady Tano. She canāt prevent his inevitable confrontation with Fox and Rex, but she can secretly prevent the bullet from lethally hitting him, effectively faking his death. Fives tells her about the control chips, and while she chooses not to directly involve herself, she does send him to Lux Bonterri, who decided to help work on a cure for the chip, or at least a way to loosen itās hold (donāt come at me for the Lux thing, I just think that he should have more screen time and I havenāt watched CW in like two years. Ahsoka, disturbed by this information, goes to Bo Karan earlier than in the original timeline, and convinces her to allow Ahsoka to use Mandalorian resources for humanitarian efforts. I think that because sheās still struggling with her complicated relationship with war and fighting sheās originally be opposed to the idea of rejoining the war effort,. She would try to focus more on the peacekeeping role of the Jedi, even though she doesnāt think of herself as one.Ā
Timeskip to around Season 7: Fives catches word of the bullshit on Scako Minor, and realizes that Echo is alive. He wants to contact Echo, but realizes that heās not in a spot to do it without risking his allyās efforts (btw theyāve pretty much developed the cure by now). So he contacts Ahsoka, whoās about to speak with the Jed about Maul and Manalore. He asks her to take him along, so that he has a chance of speaking with and persuading Rex. She agrees, and he also gets her to talk it through with Anakin. After their discussion, Ahsoka realizes the identity of the Sith controlling the senate.
She goes and tells Obi wan, and together they confront Anakin and convince him to not do anything rash, effectively holding back his dark side turn for now.
Meanwhile Fives confronts Rex and Echo (he didnāt join the Bad Batch), they get told the truth, and Fives shows them the chip-cure that all clones need to be exposed to. They have a huge speech in front of the 501st, who are convinced (not easily).
They have to go back to the plot, though, and Anakin is wrestling with his feelings the whole time whist saving the Chancellor. When he doesnāt kill Dooku it raises suspicion from Palpatine, but he doesnāt act on it for his master plan is almost complete. Ahsokaās story is mostly the same, save for the speed of it. With the entirety of the 501st fighting with their whole hearts, Ahsoka, Rex, Fives, Echo, and Bo apprehend Maul, although Jesse is left in rough shape. Lux and his ārebelā organization meet them on Mandalore and equip all of the 501st with th cure. They then take off and try to spread it as quickly as possible to the rest of the clone army.
Anakin, brash as ever, decides to confront Palpatine in lieu of the Jedi Masters, while Obi wan lets them know about the chips and the Sith. Palpatine plays with Anakin, but once he realizes that heās been pushed towards the light, he becomes angry, and basically kidnaps Anakin. After that he enacts Order 66. Unfortunately for him the 501st managed to cure a good chunk of the Army thanks to Plot Holes. About of a 1/4 of all Jedi do die, though.
The Senate realizes that the war was not what they thought after the Jedi reveal most of the truth. Bail is elected to Chancellor, and Padme worries about her husband whoās currently being held by Darth Sidious. The facade of the āseparatistsā falls away and is revealed to the Empire, looking to take over the galaxy. In response the Republic begins using civilian soldiers, the Jedi fighting to retain control over the Clone Army (for fear of generals like Pong Krell taking over) but resolving to fix the issues and darkness within their temple first.
After this Iām not sure exactly what happens, but I do know a few things
Anakin has to struggle with his darkness and the manipulation/torture Palpatine puts him through while being captured.
Ahsoka rejoins the Jedi and leads the Reformation movement, fighting to alter their code into one that better represents the core values of the Jedi
She also accepts the title of General, leading the 501st in Anakinās absence, and becoming a renowned leader/fighter/peacekeeper
Obi wan is promoted to Grand Master and has to struggle with the influence of power and how he wasnāt able to recognize the influence of the Sith
The clones grapple with the implications of their chips and their place in a world with dwindling need for them
Padme must raise her children and fight for the rights of all Republic soldiers.
Anakin turns into a Winter Soldier-esque weapon for the Empire??
Skywalker twin bullshit
This is all subject to change and shamelessly fan service (itās me, Iām the fan), so Iāll stop yapping now and start hyperfixating about this AU
Design sheet for my new Star Wars AU :)
Iāll rb with the details, but can we just appreciate my girl for a sec?
Casually ignores laws of physics so that I can show of her new fit
A little sketch that got out of hand anyway hereās Rex, still looking amazing.
Aayla + pink lighting = yes
CODY LOL
Dang poor fives heās dead
I don't know anymore, I still can't draw, took me WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to long to finish, but still, thought this was a funny idea.
I miss drawing.....
A while ago I fell a bit in love with a small story written by @pinetree-tbb with the Medic clone Oc "Hira" and his droid Pipp
The Story of a Clone and his Droid
And I couldn't resist to draw him with my own Medic oc Magendi
Thanks for allowing me to do so!!!!
Rex: This is a horror Holomovie, are you sure you want to watch it?
Fives: Rex please! We are all grown men, I think we can handle it.
-Later that night-
Fives: Ummm... Rex? do you think I could--
Rex, very exasperated: Yes Fives, you can sleep here.
Rex: If you can find a spot.
-All the 501st snuggled in Rex's bunk.-
trouble in the medical bay
Kix walked back into the medic bay after waking for from his force mandatory nap only to see a group of people, vod and Jedi alike all covered in smoke and clothes or armor was tattered.
Kix: "what in the maker did YOU ALL do."
Fives: Well... you se-
echo: it was fives's fault!
fives: ECHO! your the one who suggested the idea to hard case
Jesse: kix I'm innocent in this I swear!
Kix: Jesse that's banthrashit and you know it
hardcase: fives you and Jesse and echo helped! if I go down you come down with me!
anikin: in my defense I didn't know that's why they asked me for all that before they pulled the stunt I swear!
Rex: I simply got caught In the blast when I went to confront them.
WHILE this is going on ashoka just escapes through the vents as she is namely why echo got the ideas as well as the reason her master was to distracted to truly use his one and a half braincell to think it through and why it took rex so long to get there. KIx meanwhile just deals with the other idiots in his medbay and refuses to let any of them our not even for paper work or a Jedi council meeting only later would he realize ashoka is not there...oh well togurta hunt later.
the idea for this because iv seen here and there star wars zombie apocalypses or rarely sometimes Undead clones or remember the zombie brain worms and I am trying to make a Undead clone Au with something a little new with inspiration from others to try and make it my own.
nothing is official and I'm down to hearing ideas.
And the last of my OCs for Art Fight this year are Corrie ARC Trooper Renard and his massiff partner, The Good Lady Margaret Crumb! I actually have a ton of trooper OCs, but I thought Renard was a good one to submit :) He's a fun lad.
reblogs are highly appreciated, and please do not repost my art