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1 year ago

Arthur: what are you doing?

Gwen: *watching a couple* matchmaking

Arthur: what's that?

Gwen: I'm like a hitman. Only that my objective is to get people together and not shoot them.

Arthur: ... Is that a thing? You can do that?

Gwen: sweety, I can do anything, I'm Gwen

Arthur: can you matchmake me and Merlin?

Gwen: consider it done

After they got together:

Merlin: I hear you're a hitman

Gwen: how can I help, dear?

Merlin: I need a hitman. I have my eye on someone who needs to motherfucking DIE

Arthur: she's not that kind of -

Gwen: *already taking out her guns* give me a name


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