Sleepy Bois Inc - Blog Posts

Recently I saw one of those "dsmp but most of them are kids and the plot is them playing pretend" and I think this has some very funny implications about Techno not admitting to the family dynamic

Techno: And I'm gonna fucking... Blow up L'manburg!!

Tommy: You can't!! I'm your brother and I'm gonna tell Phil and you're gonna get in trouble!!

Techno: Well then you're not my brother here!! And I also have power infinity and 50 withers!!!

blindinnit and piglin bros from Extension by Jk_Kat!

im just gonna start posting my art here

SLEEPY BOIS!

I just like the head cannon that villbur smokes because L’Manberg literally started as making drugs in a van XD

Another sbi AU concept!

Based on "The Irregular at Magic High school"

There are 9 main families just like in the Novels, although there a a couple differences

One of the differences is that Tommy isn't engaged to Wilbur nor Techno like Miyuki is to Tatsuya

Tommy is the Honor student while Techno & Wilbur are the Irregulars

Like Tatsuya, Wilbur & Techno can only feel familial love but only towards Philza & Tommy

I added more to the concepts and changed a few things, but anyways, Here's the 9 Families and their Symbols

The Minécrafts ~ Made up of Phil, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy

The Wastakens ~ Made up of Puffy, Foolish, Dream, and Drista

The Halos ~ Made up of Skeppy, Bad, & their son Sapnap

The Beloveds ~ Made up of Herobrine, Eret, Timedeo, and Ranboo

The HQs ~ Made up of Awesam, Quackity, and George

The Undréscrá ~ Made up of Jschlatt, Tubbo, and Lani

The Cinders ~ Made up of Ponk, Punz, and Purpled

La Rosás ~ Made up of Velvet & Ant, and Hannah

The Stars ~ Made up of Vikkstar & his adopted child Nikki

Star Vs The Forces of Evil AU! Based on the sbi (Sleepy Bois Inc) + The others from the dsmp! This is basically just Tommy's Wand and a few funfacts! If you want to use this as a prompt or you want to make your own art on it just Tag me! Or just send me it so I can see your art, be it a story on A03 or a Drawing here! :D

I used this as a base for the wand, if whoever made this has a Tumblr or Deviant Art or Instagram or anything really please let me know so I can tag them and give them credit

Finished watching Moon Knight and instead got a dsmp idea what the fuck is wrong with me.

Anyway, Wilbur Soot centric fic where there is a little guy who likes blue and sheep who calls himself Ghostbur in his fricking head

And isn't that just nice?

Phil and Techno are his Ghostbur life. Phil's his dad who thinks this is his son's actual ghost, and Techno is his brother (twin).

Tommy is his Wilbur life. Tommy's just a kid Wilbur got attached too, but they would do anything for each other

(Wilbur ran away after his Mother's death, but a part of him wanted to stay with his Dad, so cue ghostbur)

Basically Techno and Phil see Wilbur, 4/4 sbi, angst, and chaos ensues

Another SBI au.

Philza's a general, and Techno, Wilbur and Tommy are his kids who he loves very much.

But then war breaks out, and Phil leaves his kids to fight in the war.

Philza 'dies' in the war.

The kids are seperated in foster care.

Techno ends up running away from his foster family and on the streets.

Wilbur ends up with a nice family, and gets a sister, named Niki.

Tommy ends up in a group home under Dream, with Tubbo and Ranboo. After gaining some trauma, the three of them run.

A few years pass. Tommy is now 16. Wilbur and Techno are both 24.

Another war breaks out. Wilbur and Techno are enlisted. Tommy takes Ranboo's place.

The three of them reunite on the battlefield, only to find themselves against a familiar face.

More Sbi ideas I will never actually write into a proper story BUT :

Tommy and Wilbur are princes.

Like really, really, young princes.

And Phil's their dad.

And, don't get me wrong, he's a great dad!

But, he's not always there.

He usually leaves the country (and his kids) under Dream, his trusted advisor, who Wilbur and Tommy don't like at all.

And then, Phil goes missing. Lost at the battlefield.

So Dream takes charge. He tells the citizens that he is searching for their beloved King, but in truth, he really isn't.

So Wilbur takes it into his own hands.

Stealing a horse, a bag of supplies, and carrying Tommy with him (Wilbur doesn't trust Dream with his brother), Wilbur goes in search of Technoblade, retired general, and Phil's friend.

Hopefully Technoblade will be better than Dream.

Um, a lot of people really liked my sbi assassin au? idea

(haha what the fuck-)

Here have more shit that my sleep deprived brain came up with

Tommy and Wilbur are rich kids. Like the ones who live in big manor houses and get to go to fricking galas.

Wilbur went abroad to study (read : live a normal life). He's got a lot of friends now, who he depends on now to find his brother.

Tommy is best friends with Tubbo and Ranboo! Tubbo has been best friends with him since he was a baby and Ranboo is more recent

The assassination was ordered out by an anonymous person.

Phil is a assassin known as the Angel of Death. No one has escaped his clutches.

Techno is his adopted son. He's in his early twenties, and is just as proficient as his father when it comes to assassinating.

Tommy very quickly enters Phil's good graces, but takes a bit longer to enter techno's.

But when he does, Techno quickly realizes he would die for this annoying gremlin child.

Then they hear about Wilbur

The oldest son, who has been turning every rock and building upside down to find his little brother.

The anonymous person strikes again

Wilbur is the victim this time

Assassin Philza, learns that he just left a 6 year old Tommy orphaned, and adopts him, but forgets to tell his son Techno, so now, Techno has to deal with a orphan child stealing his father.

(he ends up getting attached)

~

On the other side, Wilbur comes home for a funeral, and finds his little brother missing and hell comes reigning down.

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/michael-b-my-beloved/677686428201779200

^ I made more shit related to the au here

TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY KNOWS TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY KNOWS

Adding to the phil found techno, wilbur, and tommy in a samsung galaxy fridge.

Phil found techno first in the fridge then two minutes later went back to the fridge to look around for clue to why a kid was in the fridge and found wilbur on the other side of the fridge. And that is why wilbur says they are twins born two minutes from each other even though techno is a year older.

Am I being sucked into the dream amp fandom yes, am I complaining no. Why cause block men are funny and angsty the perfect mix. So in light of that I will add to this flameing garbage can.

1. I want technoblade to kill dream. Punt him into oblivion murder him. I want him to be bleeding out of every nook and cranny of his body.

2. I think that the prison is for tommy, and why is because, you heard dream tommy is like a bug he can't squash. You know what people do to bugs they can't squash they trap them. Think about it dream broke him down to make it easy to trick him into going in. Dream trained him to empty his inventory so it would be easy to take his tools for escape.

3. Techno you are adopted stop saying that you arn't part of the family, your birth parents were killed by orphans meaning you where an orphan for a bit and then got adopted. But you refuse to admit it cause then you would have to face the fact that you where an orphan for a bit. So instead you just pretent that you have no family what so ever and just popped up an adult with an angsty backstory.

Halloween!

i love this T-T

The Full Anemoi Cycle

//based on The Oh Hellos anemoi album

So I drew/did these for comfort

tommy: HELP! I TOLD PHIL I'D COOK TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK FOR SHIT.

ranboo, pouring the milk into the cereal box: dont worry, my friend.

ranboo: you've come to the right person.

Philza: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Wilbur will and will not eat. Techno: Grass? Yes! Philza: Moss? Yes!! Techno: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Philza: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Techno: Worms? Sometimes! Philza: Rocks? Usually nah. Techno: Twigs? Usually! Philza: Tommy's cooking? Inconclusive! Tubbo: How did you… test this? Philza: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it. Tubbo: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Tommy: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

i fucked around on a random incorrect quote generator but with sbi/bee duo/chuckle sammie

(made with this)

SBI

Phil: I think we're missing something.

Wilbur: Teamwork?

Techno: Cohesion?

Tommy: A general sense of what we’re doing?

-

(Phil's helping Wilbur out after they get injured, while the others are watching)

Techno: How does Wilbur look?

Tommy: A little better than you, actually.

-

Phil: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Wilbur: Is it me, Phil?

Phil: No, it’s not you.

Techno: Is it me, Phil?

Phil: It’s not you either.

Tommy: Is it me, Phil?

Phil:

Phil, mockingly: Is IT mE Phil?

-

Phil: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Wilbur: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Techno: I personally was created in a lab.

Tommy: I just straight up spawned lol.

-

Phil: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Wilbur: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Techno: I got distracted about halfway through.

Tommy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

-

Phil: Why is Wilbur so sad?

Techno: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Phil: And...?

Wilbur: I got Tommy.

-

Phil: You know those things will kill you, right?

Wilbur, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Techno, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Tommy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

-

Phil: *Gently taps table*

Wilbur: *Taps back*

Tommy: What are they doing?

Techno: Morse code.

Phil: *Aggressively taps table*

Wilbur: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

-

Phil: Can I be frank with you guys?

Wilbur: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Tommy: Can I still be Tommy?

Techno: Shh, let Frank speak.

-

Bee Dou

Tubbo, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Ranboo, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

-

Tubbo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Ranboo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

-

Tubbo: A theif.

Ranboo: Thief?

Tubbo: Theif.

Ranboo: I before E, except after C.

Tubbo: Thceif.

Ranboo: No.

-

Tubbo: I made tea.

Ranboo: I don’t want tea.

Tubbo: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Ranboo: Then why are you telling me?

Tubbo: It is a conversation starter.

Ranboo: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Tubbo: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

-

Tubbo: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Ranboo: What did you do?

Tubbo: Nobody died.

Ranboo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

-

Tubbo: Ranboo and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Ranboo: Sentences.

Tubbo: Don't interrupt me.

-

Tubbo: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Ranboo: Thank you

Tubbo: I didn't say that was a good thing

Ranboo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

-

Tubbo: Change is inedible.

Ranboo: Don't you mean inevitable?

Tubbo, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

-

Tubbo, talking to Ranboo on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Ranboo: You bet!

Tubbo: At what temperature?

Ranboo: 535.

Tubbo: That's the clock.

Ranboo:

Tubbo:

Ranboo: 536.

-

Chuckle Sandwich

Charlie, whispering to Ted, who’s on the phone with Schlatt: Ask them something!

Ted: How are you feeling?

Schlatt: Fine.

Charlie: Something personal!

Ted: At what age did you first get your period?

-

(The squad is trying to con some random guy)

Charlie: Um, Ted, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Ted: We need money!

Charlie: You're scamming him?

Ted: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Charlie: What?! No way!

Ted: Why not? We already stole Schlatt!

Schlatt: Hey guys

Charlie: No, we didn't. Schlatt can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!

Schlatt: I wanna steal

-

Charlie: You have to apologize to Ted

Schlatt: Fine.

Schlatt: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

-

Charlie: Hey Ted,

Ted: Yes?

Charlie: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Ted:

Ted: Where’s Schlatt?

-

Charlie: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Ted: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Schlatt: In that case, we're definitely lost.

-

Charlie: If you had to choose between Ted and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Schlatt: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Ted: Schlatt!

Charlie: 63 cents.

Schlatt: I'll take the money.

Ted: SCHLATT!!!

-

Ted: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Schlatt: How am I supposed to know?

Charlie: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge.

Schlatt: *sighs*

Schlatt: You wouldn't be trapped.

-

Schlatt: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Ted, amazed: Wow...

Charlie, to Ted: Well what does that mean?

Ted: I don't know.

Ted, to Schlatt: What does that mean?

-

Ted: If Schlatt and I were drowning, who would you save?

Charlie: You two can’t swim?

Schlatt: It’s a hypothetical question, Charlie! who would you save?

Charlie: my time and effort.

-

Ted, driving Schlatt and Charlie: So how was your day?

Charlie: We almost got surprise adopted!

Ted: What?

Schlatt: We almost got kidnapped.

Ted: Oh, okay.

Ted: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

-

Ted: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Schlatt: The cow???

Ted: What?

Charlie: Schlatt, W H Y?

Tommy: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Wilbur: That’s ridiculous! Give me one example.

Tommy: Spiders.

Phil: Wasps.

Techno: Terriers.

Ranboo: Tubbo.

Everyone: *silence of stunned acceptance*

Technoblade Never Dies

My name is Cal and I'm one of us

I'm a little late but I still really want to honor Techno, his dad and all people that are part of this community

Stay safe please!

Remember Phil’s stream

IT HURTS PH1LZA MINECRAFT

There a family, your honor

family

AU concept I came up with when I missed the OSMP

(old draft i wrote back in like july or august) Phil is an assassin/bounty hunter known as “The Angel of Death” who does contract killing to earn some extra cash to take care of his three sons.

Phil isn’t ashamed of what he does, but it isn’t glamorous so he’d rather no one know about it, and works very hard to hide his identity and his hero persona in general from the public. The Angel of Death is just a rumor around the region and no one that’s seen him has lived to tell the tale (or been sober enough to be believed.)

However, his kids suddenly become OBSESSED with the Angel of death, and Phil has to scramble to keep them from idolizing him and being a bad influence. But they just think he’s sooo cool and don’t wanna let their cool new idol go.

So Phil instead embraces their obsession, crafting a more kid friendly version of The Angel of Death.

He confirms that the Angel is in fact real, but;

“His ACTUAL name is Crow Father, and, no, he doesn’t KILL people. He just watches over the city and is a simple night watcher. In fact, he helps bad guys see the error of their ways by talking to them. All the dead criminals that show up are unrelated and why do you kids even know about that stop watching the news.”

So Tommy, Wilbur, and Techno grow up with a WILDLY different version of the Angel of Death legend, believing him to be just some positive role model for kids that spouts wholesome messages and encourages good habits like “Brush your teeth!” or “clean your room!”

Techno and Wilbur grew out of the Angel of Death obsession a year so after that, thinking he’s just for little kids, but Tommy held onto that phase until he was a teenager, then they all pretty much forgot about it. Phil had long since retired and the Angel of Death legend is all but completely dead, morphing into a tale about a monster, cryptid, or spirit that once roamed the countryside instead of a mysterious killer that targeted criminals.

Phil, thinking his secret is safe, foolishly relaxes for the next few years, positive NO ONE will ever know it was him.

Until his kids come home from being away for quite some time, and start talking about their old obsession. Some dots begin to connect, like the hero’s disappearance sometime when Phil came home with a mysterious stab wound, and why he was always tired like he’d stayed up the entire night…

Meanwhile Phil is chopping onions or something a few feet away listening in just thinking “don’t look at me, don’t look at me, don’t look at me-”

[Passerine Spoilers please scroll fast and don't read if you haven't read Passerine yet]

Ok, I decided to go to Twitter to search for a Tweet that I like (I'm almost never on Twitter) and I stumbled through Thcscus tweet explaining she wrote Phil's wife as the Samsung Smart Fridge.

Now I already knew she had done this —It's not the first time she revealed this detail —but I read the replies to her Tweet and I can't breathe

[ID:

Tweets by Kyle (@thcscus):

so um is this a good time to say that i wrote the passerine mum not as mumza but as the. the samsung smart fridge

BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW WHAT MUMZAS BOUNDARIES ARE REGARDING FANFIC SO I JUST *VAGUELY GESTURES*

THATS ALSO WHY SHES NEVER MENTIONED BY NAME LOL

Comment by Ender Mama (@EnderPandoran):

Sorry brain just thought of that scene where she cups Techno’s cheek and I just saw him getting smacked with a fridge door...

Comment by EM⁷ • Subscribe to Technoblade • 80% (@sleepybl4de):

I CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING. FUCKER JUST GETS HIT BY A FUCKING FRIDGE DOOR. I cant take this anymore 😭💀

Comment by CanonicalChaos (@BadlamBound):

Are you... Are you telling me I spent 15 minutes crying iver the death of a Samsung Smart Refrigerator??

Comment by dani 🇧🇷 🏳️‍🌈 ( ranboo art 📌) (@danithemoth):

i mean id also cry if one of them died. they're pretty expensive 😔

Comment by kae ✡ (@endrwalkr):

so does this make pass!tommy and pass!wilbur part fridge or

Comment by Sara :D (@Clayotic_):

Half-god half-kitchen-appliance hybrids

Comment by dolsu (@dandybrew):

so youre telling me pass!philza spent 10 years away from his family to figure out how to turn a samsung smart refrigerator back on?

Comment by prom🤡⚡ (@promsofa):

you’re telling me pass!phil abandoned his kids for ten years because his favorite sexy fridge stopped working

Comment by Dino (@dino_invisible):

One you said that I thought of the death scene and all I can image is

[Screenshot of Sad-is Sunsprite's Eulogy animatic where Tommy is crying at his mother deathbed. A photo of a Samsung Smart Fridge was put above the drawing of the mother.]

Comment by parker b. peter (@antifajasontodd):

the voices in wilburs head wasnt dream. it was bluetooth

Comment by chloe (0/9) (@mellqhis):

when she died did the light go out on the inside? did ice cubes fall from the water dispenser on the door? OH MY GOD.

Comment by Garzaa (@_AGweirdo):

"no... they take after their mothers[...]" tommy opens his mouth and a light turns on

wilbur randomly starts doing a sound similar to HMMMMMMM at random hours of the night

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