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I'm doing this again.
5 little demigods jumping on the bed,
Hazel jumped off but hit her head,
Nico was mad and the Solace said,
"NO MORE DEMIGODS JUMPING ON THE BED."
4 little demigods jumping on the bed,
Annie fell down and hit her head,
Percy was helping and the Solace said,
"NO MORE FUCKING DEMIGODS JUMPING ON THE BED!"
Now, there's just 3 demigods jumping on the bed,
This time, thankfully, no one cracked their head,
Nico facepalmed and the Solace said,
"You know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna go and jump with them on the bed."
10 little monkeys - PJO ver.
7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,
Leo fell down and cracked his head,
Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,
"No more demigods jumping on the bed."
I have an addition:
Nico: Magnus: Nico: you're dead. Magnus: I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE YOUR SNACKS I'M SORRY- Alex and Will: *eating popcorn*
Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.
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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.
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Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.
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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE
So basically what's happening here is:
Leo: I've never done anything wrong in my entire life.
The entire fandom: We know this, and we love you.
Nico: So, Leo is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Jason: Why? Nico: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Leo, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
HELLO CHARLES, LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND THE RIORDANVERSE MADNESS!!!
SO THERE'S PERCABETH, SOLANGELO, CALEO (I personally prefer Valgrace, but oh well), AND GRUNIPER AND TYSONELLA AND MOREE!!!!
🦔
This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
"If I get another prophecy for a birthday gift, I'm reawakening Gaea"
~ Percy Jackson, probably (happy birthday darls, ly <333)
FUCK YEAHHH
SEA OF MONSTERS PEOPLE WHO'S PUMPED???
GET READYYYY
Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.
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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.
~~~~~
Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.
~~~~~
Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE
during a play the Apollo cabin put together but everyone's drunk
Leo, acting as Juliet and very drunk: Jason, Jason, wherefore art thou Jason?! Jason, not drunk but very confused: I'm right here..? Leo, suddenly crying tears of joy: JASON!!!!! =D Jason: ????? Everyone else, watching this shit go down: *hey do you have popcorn* *but 'wherefore' means 'why', not 'where'* *no offence, Margaret, but they're drunk, stupid and confused, I don't think this is the time for a grammar lesson* *oo yea gimme some skittles* *tasTE THE RAINBOW MOTEHRFUCKERS*
princess leah and her bodyguards 🫶🏼
Everyone holding Annabeth to an impossible Standard
And then there’s Percy
I FINALLY GOT TSATS LETZ FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOO
10 little monkeys - PJO ver.
7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,
Leo fell down and cracked his head,
Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,
"No more demigods jumping on the bed."
Give Percy Jackson ambrosia please
HOLY SHIT THE FOURTH EPISODE IS SO GOOD!!! This is when it really became something for me. The acting improved, story improved, world building improved. And so many exciting scenes from the books to look forward to that weren’t in the movies.
unpopular opinion: percy jackson movies
I actually really liked and enjoyed the percy jackson films! I just don't really look at them as Percy Jackson & The Olympians book adaptations, more of just like PJO AU live action fanfiction lol. ALSO IM REALLY EXCITED FOR THE NEW PJO SERIES COMING OUT SOON ON DISNEY PLUS!
there's more but i can't put them on here!! i'll post another!!
I just finished TOA and I can say that Apollo has in fact suffered enough to not be the same insufferable asshole from the first book :D
THE ENDING OF TOA THE BURNING MAXE FUCKING KILLED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS I ALMOST CRIED INFRONT OF EVERYONE DUDE THAT KILLED ME
BEWILDERMENT IS THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR
my mother called my to help with dinner right after the fell I was distraught
I finished The Mark of Athena earlier today and…. I can’t tell if it’s utter disbelief or total shock I’m felling
I finished The Mark of Athena earlier today and…. I can’t tell if it’s utter disbelief or total shock I’m felling
I FUCKING REFUSE TO BELIVE THAT THE GRAY GREW OUT FUCKING REFUSE!!!!
The fact that Hades kids (Hazel and Nico) are both legally dead is weirdly fitting
Percy’s favorite music is sea shanty’s and no one can convince me otherwise
(Unless it’s stated elsewhere in the books idk I’m on the Mark of Athena rn)
Starting PJO: what are these chapter titles?!
Making it to HOO: WHERE ARE MY CHAPTER TITLES??!?!!?!
Finished the Son of Neptune earlier today and wow… also I hate Octavian I hope he rots in Tartarus
PJO SEASON 3 RENEWAL HOW WE FEELIN FOLKS
guys…nico canonically sleeps all the time…will canonically doesn’t
i love this sm :) <3
Grow old (with you?) What a privilege (a pleasure).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICO DI ANGLO