I'm doing this again.
5 little demigods jumping on the bed,
Hazel jumped off but hit her head,
Nico was mad and the Solace said,
"NO MORE DEMIGODS JUMPING ON THE BED."
4 little demigods jumping on the bed,
Annie fell down and hit her head,
Percy was helping and the Solace said,
"NO MORE FUCKING DEMIGODS JUMPING ON THE BED!"
Now, there's just 3 demigods jumping on the bed,
This time, thankfully, no one cracked their head,
Nico facepalmed and the Solace said,
"You know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna go and jump with them on the bed."
7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,
Leo fell down and cracked his head,
Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,
"No more demigods jumping on the bed."
CUDDLING DOES NOT HAVE TO BE SEXUAL
WHY WOULD YOU CUDDLE SOMEONE LIKE A TEDDY BEAR IF YOU WANT TO FUCK THEM
ITS LIKE YOU FUCK YOUR TEDDY BEARS
NO, CUDDLING IS THE MOST WHOLESOME THING EVER
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING WALKER ðŸ˜
This height difference is actually insane. She's gonna have to film in 10in heels.
(I do not want to hear your opinions on them aging and filming, its perfectly fine)
7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,
Leo fell down and cracked his head,
Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,
"No more demigods jumping on the bed."
You grin as the large crowd in front of you cheers your name. You calm them down and ask for anything you could help out with, and they respond by bringing out a large barrel of wine mixed with possum fur (or so it smelled).
"He's been stuck in there for days," the carrier pleads.
"Who?" You ask.
"Blocky."
"Terrible name," You frown. "But what's the thing stuck inside?"
The carrier took a moment to think and hesitantly said, "My firstborn, I think."
"Fair enough." You stare at the barrel. "Do you want the wine, or the child?"
"The wine, please."
You were an average mage when you fought a basilisk and were turned to stone. 1,000 years later, you awaken to find magic has decayed—and you are now a legendary archmage by today's standards.
I GOT MOTHERFUCKING SOLANGELO
BOW BEFORE ME, PEASANTS
(jk y'all are too nice for that)
(also, if that photo has multiple fictional characters, all of the fictional characters in that photo will be your roomates.)
(sorry if you don't like this content, I just saw one of those "fictional character in photo roll" posts, and thought I would make one.)
Everyone holding Annabeth to an impossible Standard
And then there’s Percy
"Oh my god, that colour is so pretty!"
((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
remus study
thanks for the tag (you have been an amazing friend, my beloved mutual I owe my life to u)
Last song: Stayed Gone from Hazbin Hotel (kazoo version)
Favourite colour: PURPLE
Last movie: Doctor (it's a Tamil movie)
Last TV show: Hazbin Hotel
Sweet/spicy/savoury: SPICY ALLL THE WAYYY
Relationship: single
Last thing I googled: my pet duck Adam vine
Latest obsession: Hazbin Hotel (in case you couldn't tell)
Looking forward to: my friend's birthday party tomorrow!! (I forgot to get her a gift fuck fuck fuckkkk)
10 people I want to know better
thank you for the tag @indigostation
Last song: I often let random playlists run, but the last song I consciously started was "Something Blue" by VOILÀ
Favourite colour: honestly, that jumps worse than my mood (but the latest one is green)
Last movie: mostly watching youtube videos, but I think it was... Coco?
Last TV show: Vikings, but I am only a few episodes in, so no spoilers! (even though it's ages old...)
Sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet
Relationship: Single
Last thing I googled: if detergend could be the reason my shirt is scratchy
Latest obsession: Remus Lupin, Regulus Black, Moonseeker
Looking forward to: the lunch with my family on saturday and the escape room on sunday :)
@ooh-theseus @kaqtusm @the-neptune-system @magicalravioli @et-arcturus @starmoonsunseeker @ @mooonyssweater @remuslupinslastbreathofair @nyx-taylors-version @reggieblackposts