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Reasons why I, Ink E. Doodles (a modern age squiddo), am baaaasically Odysseus of Ithaca (EPIC specific lol)
•I miss my son and wife /silly (Oh yeah, lore update! I have 4 platonic wives and many adopted underclassmen)
•I miss my friends a lot!!!
•The one time I went on a trip overseas we got laid over and missed out on touring a river because there was too much rain. My luggage went missing for a while, too.
•Eiffel Tower panic attack
•Also got sick the night after and was going through the torment nexus
•Almost drowned at least once
•Tragic Losses^TM
•I think I'm clever?? A little???
•I am the monster (rawr rawr rawr)
•There's a Calypso figure in my life who wanted me to divorce my wives in order to become my wife, but I said no.
•Friend Breakup (not a mentor specifically, but still happened!)
•Either the worst or best luck imaginable
•My one friend said she'd be the Eurylochus to my Odysseus, so now I gotta watch out for a mutiny /lh. I've also fan-casted a large portion of people in my life as other EPIC characters because I am normal...
•I wanna go hoooooome! Mandatories were like the pantheon keeping me from doing so.
•Math class specifically makes me want to abandon mercy and slay problems like Odysseus slayed the suitors >:'/