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Request 6-25-19 by kelseyleah (aka SplungeCoyote)

RedBubble  Ko-Fi 40+ minute quick color study of Hey Arnold OC Debora Winifred Shirley + park bench! Requested by @qilin-crusader I hope it brings you joy! Requests are closed! They’ll reopen with a new theme on July 1, 2019.

Heyoo saw that you wanted Bill Cipher x reader requests and as a fellow Bill Cipher fanatic who has read the book, I request one.

I’m not sure if you are asking for a specific prompt or not but just in case you are, can the reader maybe be a partner who is the type to be so done with him but absolutely loves him at the end of the day. Idk if that is helpful but i hope it is!! Thanku and good day :))

Thank you! It was helpful, have a good day as well! Warnings: Minor Book of Bill spoilers, typical Bill violence, suggestive? (as a joke)

Being Done With Bill's Shenanigans

"Bill! Did you fill the bath full of spiders again?" You stand with your hands on your hips.

Bill pops into existence inside your bathtub. He giggles maniacally "Of course I did!"

You deadpan and walk out of the bathroom. "I can't deal with this right now. Coffee first spiders later."

Bill takes a spider and eats it, "Suit yourself."

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Bill seductively lies on your bed, in the paint me like one of your French girls pose... Covered in teeth???

"I'm very rich in calcium." He blinks and you can only assume it's a wink.

You step forward and feel something squishy beneath you. It's a rat! Multiple rats! They're put into place to form a heart shape. Now your house slippers are covered in blood, dang it.

"Ah! What the heck Bill?! Why did you-!" You sigh and roll your eyes, "You know what? Not even gonna ask." You take off your slippers and leave.

"Wait! Where are ya' going? Come back!" Bill jumps up, "I said I was rich in calcium!"

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Finally, dinner time. You figured take-out would be best. Bill shenanigans always tend to make you peckish. You unwrap the bag your precious box of food is in.

"THERE'S BEEN FOURTY THOUSAND FERRIS WHEEL DEATHS THIS SUMMER!" You startle and spill some of the food onto your shirt. "Did you know that? Did you?"

"No... I didn't." You take a piece of food off your shirt and eat it.

"Wanna test your luck and go on one together~?" Bill leans forward onto his palms and starts kicking him feet, hitting your shins to the beat of a song you can't hear.

"Uhh..." You hesitate at the thought of dying on a Ferris wheel.

Then you see the sparkles in Bills eye and a soft smile grows onto your face.

How could you possibly say no to him?

"Yeah Bill. That sounds fun."

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Bill Cipher: So you like cats? You: Yeah. Bill Cipher: tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table