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This stupid Headcanon might be out of character- but Solomon has been alive and in the human world for a DAMN LONG TIME, so safe to say he’s seen the advancements in human medicine, and specifically mental health research, but can you imagine if he accidentally held onto some REALLY out of date beliefs that he never realized he kept until he says them out loud because it clashes with his ACTUAL MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE AND COMMON SENSE.
Solomon: Oh don’t be silly, MC, Levi doesn’t have autism, autism isn’t real. People just get possessed by demons sometimes-
Solomon: Wait-
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Solomon: Ah, Thirteen, you’re feeling anxious and rowdy? It’s that pesky uterus. You must have hysteria. Bedrest for you, and no leaving your room.
Thirteen: EHHHH???
Solomon: Wait no that’s not right-
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Solomon: Guys no people get wet dreams because succubi suck them off in their slee- wait-
MC: That one was quicker, at least-
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Solomon: Hysteri- wait no-
Lucifer: pray tell, Solomon, what is the cure for hysteria?
Solomon: Well, it was intense bedrest, isolation, and sometimes having an orga-
Lucifer (on the phone): Diavolo I cannot come to work, I have hysteria. I am going to the seaside to be cured, would you like to come with me-