Experience Tumblr like never before
He's a 10 but talks in a bad shakespeare impression, wears clothes that are the exact same colour as his skin, fought three children and lost, fought two of those same children in a pirate costume while riding a machine he stole from the garbage, also lost, got punched in the eye by the embodiment of MS Paint, is so bad at his job that half the fandom thinks he's secretly god, hit on the queen in front of her ex-husband, a person who was also his boss, worked in retail, and feeds worms to his son