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*alex and casey talking during their lunch break*
casey: have you heard about those “am i gay” tests? not implying that i’m gay but are those things even true?
also casey earlier that day: 98% gay?! what the fuck??
alex: oh, i get you and i definitely think they’re not real. like AT ALL.
also alex one time: 101% percent gay? oh come on, i slept with olivia ONCE.
casey: yeah, those things aren’t real.
alex: mhm, definitely.
casey: okay, for our anniversary i’ll get you whatever you want as long as—
alex: a big sparkly pink dildo and for me to sit on your nose.
casey: i wasn’t done yet but okay :)
calex and rolivia incorrect tweets because i enjoy making these