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Mdzs au where wwx post-canon wants to try new hobbies and decides "hmm what about cooking?" (since he keeps accidentally inventing very helpful talemens for kitchen use)
Except.... he can't cook like even when his food isn't spicy its absolutely atrocious as in him and xie Lian could be cooking partners in crime.
He practically terrorizes everyone in gusu, the kitchen workers send warnings across cloud reccess whenever Wwx enters the kitchen.
The only one who willingly eats his food is lan wangji