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Me and @madison-is-a-small-baby agreed to write a stupid story with a time limit of 5 mins to complete it. It’s supposed to be whatever comes to our minds and this is the result. Beware and enjoy :)
You walked down the street and saw a man with a fish. The man said, “want a fish?” You said no. He wasn’t pleased. He pulled out a watch and wiped away a tear. He said, “I remember my dad had a watch.” You nodded but didn’t care so you walked away. You continued on your journey until you found the same man in a cop car. You were confused. Even more so when he looked at you and pulled out his watch again. The sirens started blaring and you started running but he hit you with the fish so you fell. He got out of the car and walked over to you and crouched down to your level. “Do you believe me now?” You shook your head in honesty but he wasn’t okay with that. “You liar!” He screamed about his dog being brown and called you racist and took you to jail. In your cell, you woke up to find your potatoes had a footstep in them. You recognized the foot size immediately and turned to find the man sitting on the toilet. “You come here often? He asked standing up. You say “no you just arrested me.” He laughed. “No, I didn’t I’m a convict. Man, you should stop taking those m&ms for pain relief.” Your head started spinning from all of the confusion and you flew away.
The end.