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On a stakeout one summer night, the Justice League gets caught up in the middle of a swarm of super powered mosquitoes. Chewed up, they go back to the Watchtower to regroup.
Hal: Fuck. Who has the calamine lotion?
Diana, flustered: What were those?
Clark, never having experienced a mosquito bite before, on the verge of tears: :(
Bruce:
Hal: Hey Spooky, how come you’re not itching like the rest of us? They even managed to break through Clark’s skin.
Bruce: Bats can eat up to 1,200 mosquitoes in an hour.
Everyone: ????
Bruce: *swoops out the door*
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Dick: Hey Dad how was the League mission??
Bruce: Better than expected.
Tim: Any idea why Green Lantern has left fifteen hysterical voicemails asking if you’re actually a bat cryptid?
Bruce: No idea whatsoever. Would you please refill my Bat Mosquito Repellant?