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okay but if sonic three pulls the fucking romance card on sonic and amy's relationship just because she's a girl and he's a teen boy, im going to fucking lose it
like i love sonadow, but you dont see me actively shipping movie sonadow (outside of platonic relations), bc that's not what the sonic movies are fucking about
i HATE the idea that paramount might actually make sonic simp for amy and/or vice versa, i hate it so fucking much, with a burning passion
because the sonic MOVIES specifically are about (PLATONIC) love, family, overcoming grief, making friends, being better people, seeing truth and doing what's right; etc etc etc
AND SO HELP ME SONAMY SHIPPERS IDGAF IF YOU COME IN HERE AND SCREAM AND WHINE AND CRY AND YELL I DO NOT FUCKING CARE, THE SONIC MOVIES ARE NOT FOR SHIPPING, AND ANY AND ALL SONIC MOVIE SHIPPING BESIDES MADDIE AND TOM IS UTTER BULLSHIT, I AM NOT SORRY
COME FIGHT ME, I DARE YOU, BUT PARAMOUNT- MY OPINION STANDS.
DO NOT PULL A KUNG FU PANDA FOUR AND FUCK UP MY ENTIRE VIEW OF THE FRANCHISE, DO NOT FUCK UP THE SONIC MOVIES REPS.
(also a quick edit: stobotnik is safe guy, dw, i love those gay old men, and it makes sense in the plot <3)