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I just saw a reel that says "so Jude just played Kiss, Marry Kill with Cardan's friend group".
You know who else she played that game with? Cardan.
She kissed him, married him and then eventually, kinda kinda, killed him.
So my point here is, Jude is our queen and no body touches her without having to plow us weeds out 1st
We all have headcanoned Cardan as this big ball of fluff and yet sometimes, I remember that one scene in Queen of Nothing when Randaline dared imply that Jude should stepped down from the monarchy because she was mortal and Cardan just grabbed him, dragged him to another room, said something to him and dude came out shaking and apologising. I SOMETIMES FORGET HE IS A MEAN CAT LMFAO.