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taliesin-the-bored

1 year ago

Florida man killed the ox that drank the water that quenched the fire that burned the stick that beat the dog that bit the cat that ate a goat purchased for two zuzim

…and it all took place in Boca Raton.

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floragators

4 years ago

OKAY CALL ME CRAZY BUT I THINK RUS IS AFRAID OF FLORIDIANS.

In his Undernet info- he has pathological fear of the artist Pitbull, T Pain, and Flo Rida. All rap artists from Florida-

I think he is afraid especially of the Flordia Man in memes so that’s why and uh— I can’t blame him djejwwj IM LITERALLY FLORIDIAN

I get this can be a joke but it’s just so hilarious to me especially as a Florida gurl who simps for him hehe

I’m so sorry @bonelyheartsclub that I had came to this conclusion but I love it

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mason-gaylord

2 years ago

Home is Where I'm Found - Mason_Gaylord - Five Nights at Freddy's [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 8!!! Sorry it’s so late to the point it’s not Sunday anymore, I got sidetracked with other things.

Chapter 9 comes out January 1st! Perfect start to the new year!

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catthrowingupinyourshoe

2 years ago

Saw a homeless guy with a chainsaw this morning, that's one way to do it, you go guy, you climb to the top

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