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Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32
Evan: there’s a snake in my house, idk what to do
Barty: is anyone home?
Evan: yeah, me and Pandora are in a corner
Barty: call the snake grabbers
Barty: the snake snatchers
Barty: the people to grab the snakes
Evan: I don’t need snake grabbers a
Barty: why? Did snake leave? They tend to not do that. DID YOU EAT IT!?
Evan: nah we’re just leaving it, it’s stuck on fly tape
Barty: ok homie pet snek