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Currently reading book #4 of 'The School For Good And Evil" serie and why is everyone happy BUT Agatha and Tedros?
Like ok, the Coven and Sophie are having problems as well, but seriously Agatha and Tedros are being traumatized every day more!
Sophie: *trying to fit in her new role with HotHort's help
The Coven :*all togheter searching for a new School Master
Agatha and Tedros: *are being kept apart by a very annoying old lady and are facing HUGE DIFFICULTIES and traumas
WHY? Justice for the best couple in the whole franchise!
Sophie going to prison might be canon actually??? In book 5 I think??? Or maybe that was Agatha???
hort are u ok
Imagine an AU where Rafal and Rhian are still immortal sorceresses however now they have to RAISE the children the Storian deems worthy of its story like- imagine them taking care of toddlers
Hester arguing with Sophie
Hester: Can I say a bad word?
Rafal: Uh-
Hester: Can I say a bad word?!
Rafal: Yeah-
Hester: YOU MOTHER F#*&ING B#TCH!
Rhian: That is 2 bad words. Time out for you missy
Rafal: *cracking up*
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Rhian holding Sophie: she is beauty she is grace she can't punch you in the face because she just got her nails done and her creams are too expensive to risk for her to sweat
Rafal: You spoil that one too much
Rhian: NU-UH
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Rafal(Agatha confuses him): This one is so controversial *holding Agatha*
Tedros: *hits his leg repeatedly with a stick*
Rafal: Cease such foolish behaviour or I shall have you doomed
Tedros looking up at him: ... *Swings the stick again*
Rafal: that's it
Agatha and Tedros: *both in time out*
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Rhian: Did you eat All the chocolate chip cookies?
Dot covered in chocolate: no...
Rhian: You're damn lucky your father gave me that cloak *mumbling*
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Rafal: Aaaaah. Augustus! Good to see you old friend-
Rhian: HISSSSSSS
Rafal: Bad Rhian. Bad. The seers are our friends
Rhian: I LIKE THE SADER FAMILY BUT HIM
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Rhian with Sophie: Yes yes yes you'll do a lot of murder by being fabulous✨!
Rafal contemplating to raise Sophie's mother from the grave
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Rhian: So... Here *throws the second twins and runs*
Rafal: *catches them with magic* . . . I'M AN UNCLE?!?!?!?!?
Evelyn: WHERE IS MY CHILD SUPPORT RAFAL?!
Rafal: what- 💀
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Rhian: For the last time Caliss we just follow orders we can't give you your daughter back-
Callis: I just came to give her, her toys.
Rafal: ...Callis that's a bunch of sticks rocks and a hay ragdoll-
Callis: And you hold the wand like this-
Rafal: STOP TRYING TO TEACH HER WITCHERY SHE'S A GOLDEN STAR KID!
Rhian: let her be. We'll need Sophie's prince to burn a witch on the rug later on
Rafal: I can't with you-
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this audio reminded me of them if rafal was like a ghost and randomly appeared during tlea lol
also the proportions are like NOT the best but i think it's too late to fix😔