Lemme Guess, You Like Nikto?

i stole this from twitter

i am sorry i haven't been answering asks, i live in shame

Nikto X Kruger, (sorry i dont know german so it may be shi-) Hope you all enjoy

bro none of my irls like the guy lol. like every guy who came into my life are disliked by my circle of friends. do i only attract red flags or something

having a crush on someone makes me want to take a step back and reconnect with nature man, please pray for me during this hard time

i will stop drinking milk, it has done numbers on my skin

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

You make me wanna draw nikto's teeth 😔

do ittttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will admire and consume, i will absorb, i will ingest 😋😋😋 dear fish, nikto and teeth, three of my enjoyments

｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ thank youuuu!!! and i cannot draw traditionally haha. for digital, you just need the right equipments, an app with decent ui and some good brushes, we can figure this out together if you'd like!!

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Nikto who struggles with telling you how he feels about you, so he uses signs like acts of service or quality time, always making sure you don't seem repulsed by his company.

Nikto who strives to make you feel happy even if it's at the expense of his body or mind. He'll go to great lengths to cook or clean for you, do things around your home to make sure everything's in working order just how you like it. (He probably spent a lot of time learning your lifestyle to figure this out.)

Nikto who genuinely loves how you react to things. He tells you something he didn't think was funny, and your sweet little laugh to his words makes the Russian's dull heart brighten just a bit. Some stupid cursing because he fucking stubbed his toe? He doesn't care if you laugh hysterically because of it, it doesn't matter anyway.

Nikto who finds it cute how whenever you accidentally injure yourself, it always ends up in either a pouty expression, or a frustrated glare. Call him weird for it, but he was so used to turning off his emotions that seeing you express them made him fascinated. It also made him a bit more open to expressing himself too, even if it was a bit... different.

Nikto who likes when you two take baths together. Your fingers gently cleaning his scarred back and shoulders. The scars on his face being tenderly cleaned out by you, and he repaid the favour by cleaning your torso too. It was always a conniption because Nikto loved ice cold baths, and you couldn't stand ice water.

Nikto who is so in love with you that he tries to get himself involved with your culture. He'll learn your favourite foods, how to cook them, how you celebrate things, simple words in your language, etc. It's a small way to show you his commitment to you without a ring or a promise.

Nikto who adored how you look, regardless of anything. You're too skinny? That's okay, he loves cooking for you. You're too fat? That's okay, he's a soldier for a reason. You're too short? That's okay, you're just as adorable. You're too tall? That's okay, better hugs.

Nikto who probably worships the fucking ground you walk on. You're literally sent from the heavens, a gift made just for him and he's eternally grateful for your presence, your support and love.

Nikto who definitely gropes you randomly, lightly squeezing any part of your flesh and touching the soft skin with great adoration. Who cares if you have body acne, keratosis pilaris, scarring, eczema, whatever else? You're just so gorgeous to him, he can't get enough! He's a simple man with simple needs.

@zoloftwithdrawalnausea @fishsinsareacknowledged :)) it's all fluff but i think it's sweet

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ritalin, my wife

Send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

ah!? it's like 6 months late but thank you for the pumpkin!!!! i will love and cherish them and make pie and maybe pumpkin kitkats out of them :3