I Am Sorry I Haven't Been Answering Asks, I Live In Shame

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

He makes my brain happy when I feel like shit.

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

seeing nikto standee mock-up extended my lifespan by 3 years

pastila is so good i am motivated to go to russia just to eat more of them

brah time goes by so fast, i just woke up i swear

If I ate you it would taste like strawberry milk methinks

ehhh!?? how did you know?????? if one is what one eats, i am strawberry milk. i drink strawberry milk/strawberry blended yogurt (with homemade strawberry syrup) almost daily waghhh

dear god-o-bees, do you think nikto would like strawberry milk? or would he be the radical orthodox non-pasteurized milk drinker?

what if i go to russia for real?

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

people who find it easy to do things have no idea how hard it is to do things