LISTEN I KNOW IM A HOT SINGLE DILF BUT GOOD GOD I AM NOT LOOKING FOR HOT SINGLE MILFS IN MY AREA

AhHhHhHHhh

Mhmmhm... good, but not good enough. Could you do it in E-major?

@ask-susie-susie :D!

Ferret susie no one asked for but still she's here

herm. herman. level with me here. where is all the ketamine

WH-

WHO TOLD YOU!?

.....

Top left shelf all the way in the back. It’s in a Little secret cubby

so how about that alien chapter announcement

When the crisp makes you crisp,

Like you’ve had too much crisp,

That’s amore.

CRISPY MAN

TAKE ME BY HAND

LEAD ME TO THE LAND

THAT YOU UNDERSTAND

CRISPY MAN

THE VOYAGE

TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE

IS A REAL TRIP

CRISPY MAN

A Dwight stands in your way, he's holding a carboard pizza box. He stares into your soul before saying "I have brought you your cheese pizza, with extra pineapple." - What do you do?

looking up from his work he stares at the Dwight, “[You have three seconds to get your disgusting filth out of my office. As you have delivered it to the wrong killer! Whoever ordered that is a monster, WHO THE HELL PUTS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA. WHO DOES THAT!?]”

Holds hand and dies of chair but electric

EW, DON’T TOUCH ME.

Ok but are you able to pull off any other expression

HELLO ANON, THANKS FOR THE QUESTION.... SHORT ANSWER IS NOT REALY.

BECAUSE OF MY LITTLE.... FACE SITUATION... YEAH LET’S CALL IT THAT. MY MOUTH IS FORVER HELD OPEN IN THIS FORCED SMILE, AND BECAUSE OF THE METAL GUARDS HOLDING MY EYES OPEN, I AM UNABLE TO BLINK. MY MOUTH GUARD MAKE IT ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE MY MOUTH DOWN, CANT CLOSE IT OBVIOUSLY. BUT I CAN SMILE A BIT WIDER THAN THIS! BACK ON MY EYES! LIKE I SAID, THEY’RE BEING HELD OPEN WHICH BASICALLY MEANS, I HAVE LOSS THE USE MY EYELIDS. MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SQUINT OR ANYTHING ELSE LIKE THAT!

MY MAIN SOURCE OF EXPRESSING MYSELF IS THROUGH HEAD AND HAND MOVEMENTS! AND YES, THE OCCASIONAL LAUGH.

@ask-susie-susie HAVE A GREAT TRIAL! HOPE IT’S FILLED WITH MANY PALLET DROPS, AND LOOPING!! PERHAPS EVEN A DISAPPOINTED ENTITY!