@ask-susie-susie :D!

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✨COCONUT MALL✨

It’s been.... more than 50 days.. FUCKING WHY!?

hey why did the dead by daylight devs give the xenomorph queen so much ass

*Walks in with a long, closed trench coat, a hat and sunglasses. Then whispers in your ear*

Hey you,

*Opens coat, revealing like 30 wires in different colors, even rainbows*

Wanna buy some?

... HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE!?

ᴴᵒʷ ᵐᵘᶜʰ

"Here's your pizza, that will be 500 bloodpoints or maybe a hatch-pass?"

@ask-baby-dwight

Hm,

I don’t remember ordering anything... hell I didn’t even know you could order anything in the fog... Thank you!

Unfortunately it won’t save you from death.

@ask-baby-dwight

YOU REALIZE I ALSO HAVE CONTACT LENSES RIGHT?

I have Herman’s glasses. The ransom is 500 auric cells

..Can I plug my phone cable into your arm or smth? My battery’s almost dead :/

... FENG DOES THIS TO ME ALL THE TIME, NO FANCY WIRES NEEDED! HERE LET ME JUST HOLD YOUR PHONE, IT’LL CHARGE!

What would happen if you get by a lightning? Would you become even more crispy or wpuld you just explode?

A NORMAL PERSON GETTING STUCK BY LIGHTING HAS A HUGE CHANSE OF GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST. AND WOULD CAUSE DIRECR INJURIES INTO THE BRAIN AND NERVOUS SYSTEM! HOW FUN!

BUT ME? I DONT COUNT MYSELF AS NORMAL... ANYMORE. AFTER BEING PUNSIHED BY THE ENTITY, I’VE BEEN GIVEN THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY, BEING ABLE TO RUIN PEOPLES VERY CONSCIOUSNESS WITH IT! AND AS YOU CAN TELL FROM MY BODY I HAVE WIRES GOING IN AND OUT OF ME! AND OF COURSE I HAVE TO GET THIS ELECTRICITY FROM SOMEWHERE. WELL MY DEAR FRIEND, I GET THAT ELECTRICY FROM A SIMPLE LITTLE GENOTATOR IN MY HEART!

I MAY BE RAMBLING A WHOLE BUNCH BUT I’LL TRY AND SUM THIS UP AS SIMPLY AS I POSSIBLY CAN!

SINCE WHEN PEOPPE GET STRUCK BY LIGHTING THEY HAVE A CHANCE OF BEING INTO CARDIAC ARREST; AND MY ELECTRICY COMES FROM MY HEART... I WOULD MOST LIKELY OVER CHARGE AND DIE!

but death isn’t an escape in this waking nightmare.

BUT WHO KNOWS, I MIGHT BECOME EVEN MORE.... “CRISPY”.

I WOULD LOVE TO STROKE YOUR EGO AND TELL YOU THAT’S TRUE... BUT, THAT IS SIMPLY INCORRECT! 

“Again?” what happened the first time?

I got grounded for kicking Hermans fucking ass!