Fukawa: Wake Me Up!

my nam is cow

and wen with dog

i giv him sekret

dialog

of things tat onliy

he shud heer

i get up clos

i lik his eer

10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose

I know I post next to nothing on Tumblr but is anyone else having emotional dread regarding the just-over-5 months of 2020 so far

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Naegi: Okay. The victim was stabb-

Kirigiri: Got it, know the killer. See you later.

Naegi: Wh-What? You just saw the crime scene for 4 1/2 seconds!

Kirigiri: Naegi, stop complaining. Now when the class trial rolls around I will know everything but I'll pass it onto you whilst you're still in the dark about this.

Naegi: Dammit...

Kirigiri: No pressure!

Kirigiri: Also if you mess up I'll vote for you even though I know the real blackened.

It's a shame he was killed right off the bat.

I wonder if someone will get pissy about this pun.

no offense but leon deserved so much better

Asahina: Hey, what yould you like to eat?

Fukawa: *internally* The souls of the innocent-

Syo: A bagel.

Fukawa: *internally* NOOOOOO-

Syo: Two bagels.

Going off that one poll, I'd like to test a theory.

More reblogs = bigger sample size.

Also, I think follow up polls would be a good idea but tbh i might need input from actual disabled people for those ^^"

ahaha hey who's that

roald dahl, a moron and antisemite: and then matilda's powers went away cause she didn't need them anymore

danny devito, a beloved icon: and matilda kept her powers cause she was a cool as fuck little autistic jewish girl

Ouma: You two give each other cutesie nicknames?

Harukawa: No! Momota and I are not that close!

Ouma: Really? Well...what's glucose?

Harukawa: Sugar?

Momota: *three rooms away* Maki Roll, you called?

Ouma:

Harukawa:

Ouma:

Harukawa:

Ouma: Nishishi~

Harukawa: I CAN EXPLAIN-