Okay But The Hendersons (the Alternate Universe Nepo Baby Versions Of Adam, Bree, And Chase) Were Fine

“Binary Brothers Forever” SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KISS ALREADY RAAAGH

cobra kai writers this is your last chance

The Hawksona

Hawk: Everybody meet...The FALCON! Miguel:...what? Demetri, shirtless and salty beyond belief: *steps into the room with wild orange tipped hair and a huge tattoo of a firey falcon on his back* Miguel:...what? Demetri: I lost a bet. Robby: What was the bet? Hawk: Weeeeell-

A few weeks ago

Demetri watching Bowser black flash the shit out of Eggman: NOOOOOOOOO! Hawk, who 100% rooted for Bowser: YEEEEEEEES!

Now

Demetri: And now I have a Hawksona. Hawk: The FALCON. Demetri: I hate you. Hawk: You love me.

Everyone, completely silent and astonished:

Tory:...I want a Hawksona. Everyone else: *murmurs of agreement*

I like to think Tory lets her guard down around Demetri, not because she trusts him, but because she views him as an absolute non-threat…

So when in training one day he actually manages to beat her by the skin of his teeth, it shakes her up for a little bit.

I ain’t even know that girl had a name😭

my writer's intuition for the binary bros ending is currently defined by an unstoppable force (the maria storyline is leading to demetri going back to spain with her instead of MIT to show "growth") meeting an immovable object (demetri + eli are going to end up in the same place for the spin-off potential). i fear the promo hug can pretty easily slot into either of those scenarios.

Okay but like, I’ve been thinking about what if Cobra Kai was/had a musical and the only songs I can think of are for Robby.

Either I’m Robby-pilled or he just has the most interesting life out of all of them…probably both.

Anyways, lmk if you wanna hear my hypothetical song ideas for a hypothetical Cobra Kai musical

Amanda in her soccer mom era 😭

Chase gets fucking ratioed

Chase: Nice onesie. Does it come in men's? Leo: I think you come in men enough for all of us.

Yoo! I finally wrote the first two chapters of my original series, and more is on the way! Give it a read and, you know, if it interests you, you should probably stay updated on it.

Simply Miraculous Anecdote #2

I can't think of any jokes for Episode 6, this one might be the least funny one so far