Simon working drive-through: Welcome to Carl Jr's, what can I get for you?
Maddie: YURR :3
Simon: Oh my gosh...12.78.
Maddie: wait waht happen-
Simon: 12.78.
Maddie: I ain't even order yet, buddy-
Simon: Twelve. Seventy. Eight. Pull to the window.
Maddie: Well, uhh-let me get a double western bacon cheese-
Simon: Yes, yes, bitch, the double western bacon cheeseburger, extra barbecue sauce, with 3 tenders, two ranches, and 2 barbecue sauces-why are you playin' with me, Walter Clark?!
Wally in Maddie's Body: Well damn, bro, how'd you know it was me?
Simon: You're the only person who comes through my drivethrough saying "YURR:3" at 2:55 PM! And I can spell that old ass drugstore cologne.
Wally: You good, man, you need a raise-well, let me get that, uhhh, and a chocolate shake....yeah, let me get a chocolate shake. You know I want a chocolate shake, since you know everything?
Simon, only not strangling Wally cus he's in Maddie's body: WALLY, IF YOU DON'T BRING YOUR STUPID JOCK ASS TO THIS WINDOW AND STOP PLAYING WITH ME I JUST CLOCKED IN! AND BOTH OF YOU ARE LACTOSE INTOLERANT! DAMN!
Wally: You good. You good, bro.
Hey chat, WHAT is this
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
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The thing about Cobra Kai thatâs so unfortunate is that itâs not a character focused show.
What I mean is, I think the writers approach things from a place of, âI would like X to happen, so we will make the characters get there no matter what.â Rather than from a place of, âWhat would the characters do if X happened?â
And, yeah, some cool stuff happens in Cobra Kai, but so often at the expense of characterization. And in the process of getting to a certain place they leave no time to really explore these cool characters that theyâve made.
So many of these characters have such deep traumas and insights, but the audience never gets to see anything come of them. Itâs all just left in the background.
And, possibly even worse, you end up with these 2 dimensional characters like Zara and Kwon who are just doing bad shit for the sake of doing bad shit (and Iâm not even gonna touch on the racism aspect-thatâs its own post). Iâm not saying every antagonist needs a redemption arc, but the things theyâre doing should make sense, especially if youâre going to kill one of them off. Like, if they had done ANYTHING to show that had Kwon had a different mentor things could have been different, that would have hit HARD. But instead the only real sadness is because he was a kid and Kreese brought the knife. It doesnât hit the way it could have because Kwon was more plot device than character. He should have been a parallel to characters like Hawk and Kenny. Like, this is what they could have been had they not had the support they did to get them out of Cobra Kai. This is what happens when you let hatred lead you. Instead, asshole kid got stabbed đ¤ˇââď¸
And itâs just so unsatisfying to have all of these characters and never get to see the things theyâve been through get unpacked in a meaningful way.
Itâs always episodes worth of conflict that they decide to gloss over in one line to get to the next thing. And itâs so underwhelming. You have these great moments of building only to have the worldâs most pathetic climax.
Cobra Kai has great characters with interesting backgrounds if theyâd ever follow through with the effects of those things.
Johnny on Instagram Live two days after Miguel taught him how to do it: Y'all ever heard of bussies? Carmen in the next room: huh? Johnny: I'll tell you what, I tried it for the first time the other day. LOVED it. Miguel, watching in school: Oh my god, we need to tell him. Robby, laughing so hard he's suffocating: Don't you DARE. Johnny: Didn't think I would, but I love bussies. Amanda: Oh dear. Daniel: What's wrong, it's a decent place. Amanda: *whispers in Daniel's ear* Daniel: OH- Johnny: Big fan of bussies now. Silver: At least the blonde has good taste. Kreese: Maybe if he wasn't mispronouncing the name of the gas station. Silver:...gas station? Johnny: Real friendly place, they told to come inside, I did. Tory: Okay, why's my boyfriend suffocating himself? Miguel: *shows Tory the live* Tory:....HA- Johnny: Had the time of my life, I actually left for a minute, came inside again, just as much fun the second time around. I'll be honest, I'll probably stop for a bussies every time I see one from now o- Devon, crashing through the window: STOP-
Alright, so, I know I said I was going to rewrite Stayed Gone for two descendants characters, however, I've changed my mind, because Stayed Gone is a VERY hard song to rewrite. So, instead, I'm giving you a....
DESCENDANTS-HELLUVA REWRITE
Honestly, Descendants and Helluva have more similarities than Descendants and Hazbin now that I think about it. Anyways, yeah, Descendants-Helluva Rewrite coming probably in the next hour or two.
I'll give you a hint as to what character and song, both the character I'm rewriting it for and the character who originally sung it are associated with blue.
Adrien and Kagami watching the entire building crumble: What the fu- Felix, standing in the center of the debris next to a 7 foot tall muscle sentimonster: Get in, bitches, we're going Monarch hunting.
FAK and the show is unexpectedly good.
Theme song is straight gas too
Miyagi-Do: Our fighting style resolved around focus and strategy, predicting our opponents moves to properly evade and counter-
Cobra Kai:
also hilarious that every sports movie ever has a scene where the main character is losing and either mad or frustrated about it which is causing them to lose before they calm down and lock the fuck in. focused. its a staple scene. and cobra kai says no. do NOT do that. arenât you tired of being nice (you were never nice) donât you want to go ape shit
Eliâs getting âhawk tuahâd to death
If Cobra Kai took place in 2024 would the teen characters use brainrot terms (either unironically or ironically) bc I think they would
Okay but the Hendersons (the alternate universe nepo baby versions of Adam, Bree, and Chase) were fine asf.
Adam looked so good in that turtleneck đŠ
Why were the writers of Dear White People so h0rny? Like, there was a seggs scene or a nvde scene every other episode. Netflix has a show revolving around seggs, yet the show about racism has more seggs scenes đ