I Want A Fic Of Starscream Having The Worst Time . No Breaks . I’m Not Kidding I Want Him To BREAK

PLEASE I FUCKING BEG YOU READ THROUGH THE ENTIRE POST 😭😭🙏 OUR SOCIETY IS FUCKING COLLAPSING BRO 💔💔😩 (I’m here for it)

Have some Ratchets and some Ratchet related posts that I had in my drafts

I told my friend that I saw a car that reminded me of Ratchet and it wasn’t an ambulance, she told me that at some point people are going to believe I actually want to fuck a car

Hasboro should hire me for writing a show look at my very detailed season one plan:

Ep1: Ratchet introduction episode

Ep2: Ratchet and humans

Ep3: Ratchet and his friends

Ep4: Ratchet vs Decepticons

Ep5: Ratchet battles his inner demons

Ep6: Ratchet beach episode

Ep7: Ratchet throws a party

Ep8: Ratchet becomes god

Ep9: Ratchet goes back to school

Ep10: Ratchet goes though revelations on his purpose, the futility of war and his role of perpetuating the cycle through his job

Ep11: Starscream slips on a banana peel and dies

Ep12: Ratchet sex episode

Ratchet shot up on my top ten fav transformers list so quickly the rest of my list is in shambles, Starscream is still no 1 though, someone get him off there

When I was looking at toy listings I would always see an in stock ironhide toy next to an out of stock Ratchet that’s double the price, poor guy.

If Hasboro lets transformers go into public domain in 2075 I will release a Ratchet hentai game and a megastar sex tape

bro what IF the matrix just said “fuck it we ball” and made Starscream a Prime . Me thinks I need that . Me thinks, there’s another wip that will surely go unfinished slipping into my drafts …

EDIT: why is this my most popular post

now thats what i call a fucking car

hey op what the fuck prompted this 😭

Shawarmawave

I’m getting the toxic urge to make an ai bot themed after Rotten Girl but with a Transformer and I’m unsure of who to do .

Suggestions needed . Please .

@thatboifastparkway DUDE DID YOU LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY POSTS THIS SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME

who can relate

I RESPECT YALL IN HIGHEST DEGREE

Ok I know the poll is up for a day, but I’ll be looking at it tomorrow morning sooooo… 🤯🤭

Ok sorry about the YT ui but I struggled finding a version of MCB with English sub so this is what you get-

BUT LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS OH MY GOD AHSHDJEKANAN

sometimes you’re hit with a friendly realization that yes, life is good. you have your comfort characters and you have archive of our own. life is actually beautiful