@thatboifastparkway DUDE DID YOU LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY POSTS THIS SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
stolen from reddit
PLEASE I FUCKING BEG YOU READ THROUGH THE ENTIRE POST 😭😭🙏 OUR SOCIETY IS FUCKING COLLAPSING BRO 💔💔😩 (I’m here for it)
Have some Ratchets and some Ratchet related posts that I had in my drafts
I told my friend that I saw a car that reminded me of Ratchet and it wasn’t an ambulance, she told me that at some point people are going to believe I actually want to fuck a car
Hasboro should hire me for writing a show look at my very detailed season one plan:
Ep1: Ratchet introduction episode
Ep2: Ratchet and humans
Ep3: Ratchet and his friends
Ep4: Ratchet vs Decepticons
Ep5: Ratchet battles his inner demons
Ep6: Ratchet beach episode
Ep7: Ratchet throws a party
Ep8: Ratchet becomes god
Ep9: Ratchet goes back to school
Ep10: Ratchet goes though revelations on his purpose, the futility of war and his role of perpetuating the cycle through his job
Ep11: Starscream slips on a banana peel and dies
Ep12: Ratchet sex episode
Ratchet shot up on my top ten fav transformers list so quickly the rest of my list is in shambles, Starscream is still no 1 though, someone get him off there
When I was looking at toy listings I would always see an in stock ironhide toy next to an out of stock Ratchet that’s double the price, poor guy.
If Hasboro lets transformers go into public domain in 2075 I will release a Ratchet hentai game and a megastar sex tape
Absolutely the most, “guys, what’s going on…-?” Worthy image of these guys
And then he flies away bc primus forbid if starscream gets to have anything nice for once
i scream!!! you scream!!! WE ALL SCREAM FOR STARSCREAM
my au where bee goes with megatron and the decipticons instead LOL
YES !!! YES IM SO GLAD OTHER PEOPLE HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS TO YOU ARE MY GODSEND ILY MAKES OUT WITH YOU SHSHHS
Learning the other species's history.
Ppl talk about starscream as he if was going around being so seductive and flirtatious. Starscream would "twerk" like that jerma guy
Just wanted to share this meme with you guys. It's from Pinterest.
Me after watching the beginning of Episode 12 of Metal Cardbot and deciding BC DEFINITELY has abandonment issues
btw is it okay to tag Metal Cardbot as Transformers …? Oh well . I’ll do it unless someone says I can’t .
Lmk if I talk abt Starscream too muchHere's my AO3! Keep in mind I do requests !AO3: Z4R1ES
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