Just throw the clown special (an arrow you stole from someone at the circus ) at them. ( It's scary, okay? )
Woah mama I'm hiding because I pissed off the sword swallower
I love parades because there's people throwing candy left and right.
[ Pun Intent: Very ]
Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":
involuntarily converted to room temperature
cancelled on a corporeal level
successfully transitioned into fertiliser
rendered permanently horizontal
sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife
Me: I swear if touching this summoning circle summons mini Statler and Waldorf
Summoning circle: summons Statler and Waldorf
- could also work with Whisper -
You move into a new apartment and find a summoning circle in the basement. Instead of leaving like a sane person, you touch it. Now a sarcastic ancient being won’t stop following you around, offering backhanded compliments and unsolicited life advice.
Good thing your not. We've had several better presidents after you. And a few worse ones but mostly better
i dont want to be the president of America
Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "You can lead a horse to water. You can also lead a horse ___."
To the ropes. But you can't force it to climb!
Steve
Because life without them is Nothing, Dull, Boring.
The Terrors are like spice. It hurts, but it still makes it taste better.
The little tag that says mutual isn't on my account when I interact with my alts with it. Therefore, no. ( I know that you said if you don't think too hard but it's simply that the tag is not there, okay?)