Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "You Can Lead A Horse To Water. You Can Also Lead A Horse ___."

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

No. You aren't either of those.

call me hot not pretty

Good thing your not. We've had several better presidents after you. And a few worse ones but mostly better

i dont want to be the president of America

Oh come ON. The answer is "I got better"

"You're... back?"

"From the dead!"

"But how?"

"Turns out I'm distantly related to the goddess of death and she's got a soft-spot for family."

Other options include:

"kick rocks with sandals"

If some rando tells you to shut up for no reason, here’s what you do

Rando: shut up

🎶AND DANCE WITH ME🎶

I am so posting about the Pencil-Creatures once per day now

Randomly hyperfixating on theoretical physics time travel

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A parkour specialist (wearing a track suit and athletic shoes) armed only with a two meter length of chain. VS A professional football player (American football) in standard protective gear. They have no weapons, but are very big and very strong.

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!

I bet my five on the parkour guy, unless the football player is also a DND barbarian they AIN'T winning.

Steve

Because life without them is Nothing, Dull, Boring.

The Terrors are like spice. It hurts, but it still makes it taste better.

WHY MUST THE TERRORS ALWAYS RETURN???