A Thing I Drew For A Gartic Phone Round.

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

Abracadabra bibitty boppity I cast have a nice day on you

+100 luck

+100 good vibes

square lollipop

The little tag that says mutual isn't on my account when I interact with my alts with it. Therefore, no. ( I know that you said if you don't think too hard but it's simply that the tag is not there, okay?)

I did. This pic is from the other day. He's better now. :>

Accidentally used one of my pets for homework all night. This should be kept to a minimum. It's super tired now.

Cookie clicker achievement idea: Look ma! No hands!

You can't click the big cookie, can't buy cursors, can't buy grandmas, can't buy any upgrade with cursors on them.

Would it be ridiculous to do? Yes. Would it also make a funny achievement? Yes.

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A parkour specialist (wearing a track suit and athletic shoes) armed only with a two meter length of chain. VS A professional football player (American football) in standard protective gear. They have no weapons, but are very big and very strong.

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!

I bet my five on the parkour guy, unless the football player is also a DND barbarian they AIN'T winning.

Just throw the clown special (an arrow you stole from someone at the circus ) at them. ( It's scary, okay? )

Woah mama I'm hiding because I pissed off the sword swallower

This is Sage the shape shifter (merfolk and winged forms)

Other options include:

"kick rocks with sandals"

If some rando tells you to shut up for no reason, here’s what you do

Rando: shut up

🎶AND DANCE WITH ME🎶