"For the tenth fucking time, you can't take the fruit cups! There mine! YOU can't even eat!"
Ghost: *takes another fruit cup*
Me: *calling Ghostbusters*
You and your new roommate quickly realize the apartment is haunted. Instead of being scared, you both start leaving out snacks for the ghost, playing Ouija board games with it, and treating it like an extra, rent-free tenant. But then it starts getting too comfortable…
Okay then. Where's my fruit punch?
i am the punchline
Scrolling through blogs = fun. ( Also, they let you on Tumblr at the Foundation site your housed at?)
Not to expose you or anything but @yourunusalartist just liked ten of my posts and I feel famous or something
Guys, this next Minecraft update seems epic, like honestly.
have you heard they're adding devil's sacrament to minecraft
You were an overated president for even having a rating
somebody please have discourse at me im fucking borrreedddddd
Reads as follows: "If you were to exchange the atoms of an allium
For the element of gallium
It wouldn't look exactly the same
Yet opposite if you change the name
And gallium, it melts like snow
Becomes malleable as dough
And said allium of gallium beams with joy
For it can withstand any attempt to destroy
While a standard flower may shrivel up and die
This allium of gallium stands tall and high"
Doodles | Legally Dumb edition
Oh come on, yourself isn't an option?
Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "You can lead a horse to water. You can also lead a horse ___."
To the ropes. But you can't force it to climb!
You can travel the whole universe and end up in the same place
points and laughs at my mutuals getting famous posts while i remain safe in my relative obscurity