Oswald: I'm Heading Out. Anyone Need Anything?

Graves: Gaz is the pretty one, Ghost is the masked mystery, Price is the captain, and Laswell- well- she's the mom

Graves: So what are you supposed to be?

Soap:

Found Friendship

Graves: Hey, so I was thinking it's best if the all the Captain's had a quick briefing on tomorrow's opperation

Price: That's fine by me

Alejandro: Sure, whatever works best

Oswald: Rogah

Graves: Great *Walks away*

Alejandro: Gringo...

Oswald: *Nods* Haole

Alejandro and Oswald: *Turns to each other and smirks, ushering a soft menacing chuckle*

Price: If you two are thinking about messing with Graves, make sure it doesn't affect me

Pidgin Siri

Backstory to why Oswald wears sunglasses

Audio Credit: @Pashyn Roasted by Pidgin Siri

Ty @cloudofbutterflies92 and @islandtarochips for the tags 🤍🤍🤍

Link

Wanted to do two for Oz bc why not?

Tagging: @littlelalaland @itsastronxmy @justasmolbard and anyone else

@the-whispers-of-death

Okay, so I tried to draw Stone but idk...

(Also, I was the anonymous ask about his faceclaims a couple days ago, but since this account isn't my main, I kinda didn't wanna put my main account out there. But I digress...I'll prob leave my asks with my account name so yk its me)

Sorry if I didnt do him justice. Let me know if I failed some parts

Package secured

Ghost, Oz, Mana, and Smokes out on the field:

Ghost: *On coms* Oi, how's the situation down there?

Mana: No good, L.T. Da bugga stay stuck inside da kine

Ghost:

Oswald: *Translating* He's stuck inside the truck

Smokes: I'll have Foz take a look

Ghost: Roger. Be careful down there, he may have a weapon

Fozzie: *Runs inside the toppled truck and starts barking*

Smokes: *Smirks* Think we got'em

Mana: *Looks to Smokes* You sure about this L.T?

Smokes: *Chuckles* Eh

Fozzie: *Drags out a terrified Soap from the recked car*

Soap: *Lashing out* Get ye devil dog away from me, Liam!

Mana: *Radios Ghost and Oz* Package secured

Oswald: *Laughing hysterically* Rogah. Advancing to your location now

Soap: I hate all of ye...

A trip to Hawai'i -Continued

[Sandball Fight]

Soap: *Hiding behind a makeshift sandwall with Gaz* Listen, L.T! We don't have to do this!

Ghost: *Hiding behind a makeshift trench, opposite of Soap* You fired first, Johnny. There's no turning back. This. Is. War

Oswald: Sandballs are ready, Lieutenant!

Ghost: Good. On my go, we fire the first round. Ready?

Oswald: *Nods* Ready, L.T

Ghost: FIRE

Oswald and Ghost: *Fires a bunch of sandballs, plummeting Soap and Gaz*

Gaz: SOAP! IVE BEEN HIT

Soap: *Acting like he's on coms while holding Gaz* PRICE! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!

Price: *Yelling from the shade* Leave the Sarg and counterfire!

Gaz: Wait what-?

Soap: *Drops Gaz and starts firing from his end*

Soap: *Gets hit* Oof! I've been hit!

Ghost: Its over Soap! Surrender and give up

Soap: NEVER L.T! There's only one thing left to do...

Gaz: No! Soap you can't-!

Soap: *Runs into no mans land, firing Sandballs*

Ghost: What an idi-

Soap: *Tackles Ghost* GOT YOU L.T

Price: *Yelling from shade* DRAG HIM TO THE WATER, JOHNNY!

Soap and Ghost: *Wrestling to the ocean and falls in*

Price, Oswald, and Gaz: *Cheering them on*

Laswell: *Looking up from her book* Animal's...

A visit to the UK

Gaz: Now, please try to speak normally and not try to do a "british accent"

Oswald: You go'i'mate

Mana: Woh bri'ish accent?

Gaz: That...that accent

Soap: Oh Pish Posh

Gaz: DONT ENCOURAGE THEM SOAP

Overheard in the mess hall:

Ghost: This is the last time I'll say it. Eat the bloody tomatoes!

Oswald: NO. If you don't stop pestering me, I'll do to you what my ancestors did to Captain Cook

Ghost: ...

Ghost: Fair enough

Physicals

Ghost: I dont do the physicals with Oswald, so I requested to swap schedules with Soap

Gaz: Why?

Ghost: You'll find out in a minute

Soap: *Kicking the door in while panting* I'M NEVER DOING THE PHYSICALS WITH HER- *Gasps for breath while leaning onto the wall for support* EVER AGAIN-! *falls to ground panting*

Gaz: Bloody hell, Soap!

Ghost: Thats why

Ghost: Though she does push the minimum upper body requirements, she pushes beyond the limits for lower body

Gaz: *Looks at Soap mortified* And the SAS recruits?

Soap: *still Panting* The lucky ones were placed in the infirmary after fainting and the others-

Ghost: Probably threw up and looks like Soap

Gaz: *Terrified* But I take physicals with Oz next week

Ghost: *leans back into chair* Well. You better pray, Kyle.