Package Secured

Random thought but...

If I were magically carried into NRC I'd def go to Idia first. I usually keep my phone on me at all times due to me constantly misplacing it. So if I were to be transported to Twisted Wonderland with my phone, obviously I'd need some sort of internet connection and charger and who better to go to than idia? Ngl I think thats why out of all characters other than obviously Ace and Duece, I'd def be close to Idia because of constant phone repairs and just geeking out in general. Which is weird because for the longest time I was never really into Idia at all. He was just there. But personal biases aside, yeh, Idia is definitely my first pick if I had been forced to NRC. I mean...I need some way to listen to my music right?

Anyways heres an art piece I drew of my Twst Oc Raymond Lou from over a year ago.

I drew Soap as a face study but idkw I made him look so disappointed-

Physicals Part.2

Oswald: Alright! Last week, some of you landed in the infirmary, and a few- *counts recruits* -are still bedridden

Gaz: *Places a hand on Oswalds shoulder* Maybe we should take it easy today?

A few SAS recruits: *Nods enthusiastically*

Oswald: *Thinks for a bit* hmmm...alright...

Gaz: *Breaths out a sigh of relief* Sweet bloody relief...

Oswald: But, we'll be going extra hard on the usual upper body exercises to make up for it. Gaz, make sure to triple the amount of sets for today

SAS recruit: *Speaks up nervously* Pardon Capt, but maybe we should just take it easy for both? By next week, we'll be down to 1/4th the original recruits and some of us are still recovering from last weeks physical

Oswald: *Sighs* Alright. You make a good point

Gaz: *Gives a thumbs up of acknowledgement*

SAS recruit: *Smiles and nods back*

Gaz: Looks like its an easy day today, huh Oz?

Oswald: Oh? Of course. I mean, how else would they be well rested for next weeks 8 mile run? *smiles and walks off towards the recruits*

Gaz: ...

Gaz: I'm glad Ghost is taking the physical with her next week

April fools

Soap: Oi Price! I accidentally crashed a tank in the mess hall!

Price: You did what?!

Soap: Ha! April fools!

Price: Haha...okay, you got me there

*Firealarms goes off*

Soap: I actually crashed the tank in the barraks...

Down range

Ghost: *Practicing his sniping*

Soap: Ye getting rusty L.T

Ghost: You're one to talk, Johnny *Goes to hand over riffle* See if you can do any better

Soap: *Pushes it away and pulls out M-16* Aye. Now let me show ye how its done

Soap: *Starts blasting both his and Ghosts lanes chaotically*

Ghost: Bloody-Johnny-!

Soap: *Smugly* Ye never get rusty with an automatic L.T

Dog in training

Smokes: Sit, Foz!

Fozzie: *Looks up at Smokes with big confused eyes*

Ghost: No luck?

Smokes: Nope. When Oz told me the SAS had great training pups, I thought it would be easier than the ones back home

Ghost: Takes patience for dogs like Foz

Smoke: *Lights a cig* I've realized that part. It's not like I can tell him to, "Sic em" or anything

Fozzie: *Immediately gets up and attacks Soap walking by*

Ghost: *Amused* Guess Foz is a great listener after all

Smokes: *Starts tearing up* Yes he is

Boom Buddies

Ghost: I request to transfer

Price: Any particular reason to why?

Ghost: I can't stand those two *points out window to Soap and Oswald*

Soap: *tying a bunch of C-4's together*

Oswald: You sure this will be enough to wake the whole Barracks tomorrow?

Soap: Aye! With both our brains combined, we can create a nuke!

Price and Ghost: ...

Price: You make a fine point Simon, but i'm gonna need you to hide those C-4's tonight.

Bar Talks

Ghost: *Sits with a pissed expression*

Laswell: Oh c'mon Simon. Have some drinks and loosen up a bit. You went through 3 weeks of brutal combat, its time to take a breather

Ghost: But a pub?

Price: Oh lighten up Si

Ghost: Do you not remember the last time we went out to celebrate at a pub? *motions towards Soap*

Soap: Donnae worry L.T, I'll watch how much I drink this time. Promise

30 minutes later:

Soap: *Standing on the counter, dancing and singing with other pub goers* WAY HEY UP SHE RISES, EARLY IN THE MORNING!

Ghost: *Groans*

Laswell: At least its entertaining

Gaz: Very *Chuckles and looks at ghost smuggly*

Ghost: Dont you da-

Gaz: Hey Soap, sing us a Sea Shanty!

Ghost: Kyle- I will kill you

Instant Coffee stash

Early in the morning while waiting for the heli to take them home:

Oswald: *Pours Maxim coffee packets into a mug of hot water*

Gaz: Since when did we bring the coffee machine?

Oswald: Hm? We didn't. Soap left it back at base

Soap: *Sniffing the coffee scent* Since when did we have coffee? Were ye hogging a secret stash from us?

Oswald: No...?

Price: *Overhearing everything* Hold her down

Oswald: WAIT NO-

Soap and Gaz: *Holding Oz down*

Soap: *Reaches into her vest and grabs out a stash of Maxim coffee packets* Ye did have a stash!

Gaz: *Takes a pack* Tsk tsk. How could you, Oz. And from your own team?

Soap: *Sipping from his mug* Aye. We've been coffee starved for a week, Bonnie

Oswald: Bring your own packs next time!

Graves: *Messaging 141* At Boston right now

Soap: Do I care?

Gaz: How did he get our numbers anyways?

Graves: *Sends a pic of him with tea*

Ghost: Earl Grey?

Graves: *Sends a pic of him next to the Boston harbor, tea in hand, smiling*

Price: Don't. You. Dare

Soap: DO IT YE COWARD. I DARE YE!

Graves: *Sends a pic of him dumping it*

Price: *Blocks Graves*

Gaz: *Blocks Graves*

Ghost: Call an airstrike

Soap: NO! LET THE MAN PREACH!