Erwin Schrödinger From Real Life Is In A Quantum State Of Fuckability, Being Both Fuckable And Unfuckable

Yesterday during my phonetics class my teacher was mentioning glottal stops and she immediately recommended everyone watch My Fair Lady to hear the glottal stop in a Cockney accent I could not have fangirled more in that moment my brain was fucking exploding

Hello

You may call me Yorobu. I doubt anyone will see thus post or even my account but like some demonic force has given me the urge to make a Tumblr. 

Will I regret this?

WAIT I HAVENT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION WHO PEGGED THE MUPPET JOKER?!

I need me some Nonbinary Strap from a They/Them Muppet

This is literally all my friends who ship buckrich

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

Ngl whenever I see Harry Styles I just 🤮🤮🤮

Another America Hetalia Headcanon @musicalyeetreblr encouraged me to post:

If America had son, he would name him after Davie and try his absolute hardest give him the happiest childhood possible. However, once this kid reaches his teen years, he’d have an extremely rebellious phase and foster a strong hatred for his dad. America would be absolutely heartbroken because he named this kid after someone he loved deeply and instead he’s been met with rejection. It’s as if he’s become distant to Davie all over again.

I HAV DECIDID 2 PUTT MAH SUPPERT BHIND STRANJE EONS EN DA DASHCON BALPET FITE, DA MUPET JOKR ES A PRP AND HATS DA GOFFIKS BUT STRENGE IS GOFFUK ENDD HAS SUPRTED MAH WERK! I PUT MEH WHOLE GOFFEK POWR WIT U STRANG U BETR NOT LUSE LIK A POZEUR, AVNGE US GOFFIKS!1!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!

ANYHOO ME AND DRAKO AND WELLOW (LUV U GERL FANGZ 4 BEING GOFFIK) AND BLODY MARY WELL BE WACHING AS A GOFFIK DUBLE D8!!!!!1!!1!!! ELL B WARING MEH MCR CORSET WIT A BLUD RED MINI DRESS AND HOT TOPEK BONDEGE PENTS END EM DOIN MEH MAK UP LIK DA MUZIC VIDO 4 HELLNA

GUD LUK STANGE!!!!1!1!!1!!1!

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I genuinely have so bad of brain-rot about Satsuhiko (Haruhiko Kobashikawa x Satsuki Iranami). I saw some random girl with blue hair and some random blond guy at a restaurant and my brain went “holy shit, it’s them” it’s so bad 😭

😭 im dying this is the best confession I've read in a while