Special Interest? More Like Shadow The Hedgehog Is Taking Over Every Aspect Of My Life.

Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

wdym you aren’t in love with me? I have an obvious manic disorder and killer tits

Just to be clear, if your idea of an ideal future at any point involves killing disabled people or allowing disabled people to die- you're not a punk, you're a fascist. Hope that helps

You’re in her dms, I’m knee deep in the passenger seat. We are not the same

the grip tumblr has on society while being universally believed to be dead

we are living in a digital dark age. Export your movies, print your photos, burn CD’s with music. If it isn’t physical it doesn’t exist.

every time you complain about the number of genders we add five more

you dont get it, that is my REAL MUTUAL ON MY TELLIEPHONE

Y'all do know that Jesters and Harlequins are . . . different, right?

Harlequins may wear similar clothing to a Jester, but there are a lot of differences.

Firstly, Harlequins are completely mute (similar to a mime), whereas Jesters are extremely noisy, and tend to make lewd jokes.

In addition, their diets and preferred performance areas are seperate. Jesters prefer traditional European and Middle Eastern treats (think dates and bread), while Harlequins are primarily carnivorous. Jesters prefer to perform in taverns and ballrooms, while Harlequins enjoy forests and large, cluttered rooms.

Girls don’t want boys, girls want to seize the means of production.