Wdym You Aren’t In Love With Me? I Have An Obvious Manic Disorder And Killer Tits

You’re in her dms, I’m knee deep in the passenger seat. We are not the same

here to remind y'all it's percy jackson's birthday. happy birthday man. you've survived for long enough. go live your life. we stand with you.

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

i want to be someone you'd sacrifice yourself for

if punching nazis is a slippery slope, THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

“new nail tech sucks” this “bring lana back” that SHUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT UUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! LINA AND LANA ARE MAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!