Xzazzletheclownx - Hands Off The Clowns

Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

Some suitor: “Let’s have open arms instead-”

Polites yelling from the Underworld: “KEEP MY PHILOSOPHY OUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH”

wdym you aren’t in love with me? I have an obvious manic disorder and killer tits

love u tumblr mutuals here's a big tight hug i hope u feel it

My birth stone? Crystal meth.

Me pretending to be disgusted by couples when in reality I’m very envious of their bond

we are living in a digital dark age. Export your movies, print your photos, burn CD’s with music. If it isn’t physical it doesn’t exist.

now you too can like women for the low price of queer.99

@xzazzletheclownx LIKES WOMEN

guys you should get acrylic paint markers i got some for christmas and they're the best

"Polites and Odysseus were in love,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"He's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Jorge Rivera-Herrans.