No You Don’t Get It! I’m Literally Her!!!

the muppet joker just escaped an attempted crucifixion a few minutes ago, you've missed a ton of chapters

EXCUSE ME? Alright, circle time, someone explain all that happened to me please 🙏

here to remind y'all it's percy jackson's birthday. happy birthday man. you've survived for long enough. go live your life. we stand with you.

might even be better than morning skinny

I LOVE KISSING WOMEN RAHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Prepare yourself.

protestants will never understand this

you're not an horrible person you are 15 years old

wdym you aren’t in love with me? I have an obvious manic disorder and killer tits

"Polites and Odysseus were in love,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"He's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Jorge Rivera-Herrans.

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete