Hey So God Why Did You Make Late January Feel Like A Very Foggy Snuff Film Haha No Offense Just Like.

how it feels when you go to the doctor and they actually listen to you and your symptoms and the skilled doctor finds a bloodwork test and you find out your body isn't just crippled from physical injury, oh no.. It's also because your body is killing itself because it got confused /j

there are no qualifications for liking dark fiction, by the way. you don't have to be traumatized. you don't have to be using it as a coping mechanism. you can enjoy it without having a reason beyond just liking it, there's nothing wrong with that!

HEADCANNON/SHORT FIC REQUESTS OPEN!

ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʟᴏɴᴇʟʏ ᴘʀᴏꜱʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴꜱ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ꜱʜɪᴘ? ꜱᴇʟꜰ-ꜱʜɪᴘ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ? ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʟᴏʀʙᴏ ꜰᴏʀ ꜰʀᴇᴇ? ɢᴏ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ.. ᴍʏ ᴀꜱᴋꜱ ᴅᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴ.

ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍꜱ: ᴀɴʏ!!! ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘʟᴏʀɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ!

ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ: -ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. -ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴋɪɴᴋ/ꜰᴇᴛɪꜱʜ ᴏʀɪᴇɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. -ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴀʟ-ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ-ꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀᴋᴀ ꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. -ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪɴ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪꜱᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀɪᴛʏ ᴛᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ. ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇᴍᴀɴᴅꜱ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀ 'ʟᴏᴏᴘʜᴏʟᴇ' ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪ'ʟʟ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.

ᴇxᴀᴍᴘʟᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ʜᴄꜱ/ꜱʜᴏʀᴛ ꜰɪᴄꜱ: -ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ -ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴɢꜱᴛ -ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ ʜᴄꜱ, "ʜᴇʏ ʜᴏᴡ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ x ꜰᴇᴇʟ ɪꜰ ʏ ᴅɪᴅ ᴢ" / ᴀᴜ ʜᴄꜱ -ᴀɢᴇʀᴇ ᴏʀ ᴄɢʟʀᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴꜱ -ꜱɪᴄᴋꜰɪᴄꜱ -ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ ᴏʀɪᴇɴᴛᴇᴅ -"ʜᴏᴡ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ x ꜰᴇᴇʟ ɪɴ ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ (ᴢ)"

ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇꜱ: ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴏɴʟʏ ꜰʟᴜᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ ꜰʀᴇɴᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴɢʟɪꜱʜ. ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ʀᴜꜱᴛʏ ʜᴇʙʀᴇᴡ, ʀᴜꜱᴛʏ ꜱᴘᴀɴɪꜱʜ, ʀᴜꜱᴛʏ ɪᴛᴀʟɪᴀɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴜꜱᴛʏ ʀᴜꜱꜱɪᴀɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ꜰʟᴜᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ ꜰʀᴇɴᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴɢʟɪꜱʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇꜱ.

SHOTA OC OF THE MONTH : JANUARY

So remember when I said I would make a shota (young-looking male cartoony character) OC for each month of my 2025 year? Well, here's January.

also should i make his pookie(s) be one of the other months of 2025... Eheheh.. We will See. LOOK AT HIM. HES SO CUTE. I WANT TO TUCK HIM IN.

have an urge to create an online presence

post something in a discord server

instant regret! overwhelming shame!

its been hours at this point and i still feel awful!

nsfw below the cut, mdni

THANK YOU @foppydog for the dead dove tierlist!!! teehee

How Each of My (Favorite) OCs Would Feel Dating A Shota/Loli! (Warning: NSFW Mentions.)

ᴅᴀᴍɪᴀɴ ʟᴏᴘᴇᴢ: -Would date an adult shota/loli -Worried for their safety all the time, a bit protective, but more like a frazzled cat desperately chasing after a hyper kitten -Will act like a father figure for his lil schmookum... Especially if they age regress because THAT'S JUST A LITTLE BABY!!!! -Would probably feel too guilty to get nsfw with his loli/shota partner, even though they're over 18, which may ruin the relationship a bit if his partner isn't asexual ᴏᴡᴇɴ ʟᴏᴘᴇᴢ -You'd only get him to date a loli if it was a loli version of his dead gf of whom he loves to necro. He's a freak like that. Someone get his older brother to rub off on him more so he's more Normal. Or get his older brother to rub something else on him. What? Sorry, it's my demons. ᴅʀ. ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ -His life has been HELL since his wife died he totally needs a loli in his life... Especially since his kid died too and he needs to kill two birds in one stone -If this is before Talkie gets with Damian, he'd be super overprotective and insist that his loli gf NEVER go near Talkie because Talkie is batshit insane and also awful. If this is after, he'd allow Talkie to be near her... With Damian supervision... -He'd also only go for a loli over 18 -He's the type to carry his loli gf to the tub and get a bubble bath and just sit there by the tub and admire her pretty and perky and beautiful youthful body... -They could convince him to have sex on like a 1-off occasion one time if both of them were extremely desperate to have kids. This man had to be with his late wife for nearly 10 years before they banged but he's like..fertile enough to knock up women one-try so it's not a big bother to him. He's asexual but wants babies.. But if he has a loli gf.. No need for baby.... He can just baby her... ᴛᴀʟᴋɪᴇ -Oh he'd so guro the loli/shota pookie he WOULD -He's honestly awful and the only person he has not absolutely been awful to is Damian -He's perfect for whump fics in this regard ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋʟᴇʏ ᴄᴏʀʀɪɢᴀɴ -What do you mean... He IS the shota. -If he were to be in a Shota x Shota relationship he'd dominate though -Not just NSFW, he'd take the lead in all activities. Bros just like that ʀɪᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀꜰᴏʀʀᴇꜱᴛ -Depends if it's pre-campaign him or not. (yes he is a dnd oc...) -Cuz pre-campaign him was a racist asshole towards everyone around him because he was naive and thought 'this one tiefling was awful to me so all of the other races are awful yes' so he was super close minded and wouldn't even think of dating a loli or a shota -Post-campaign him after he learns that just because one dude is Awful doesn't mean everyone else is would def be all sweet and doting to a loli/shota partner though -Although he'd have to date a loli or shota over 18 because. listen man his entire character arc is 'just because this one guy was a ephebophile doesn't mean that everyone is' and him going after an underage loli or shota just. would not make sense. -Additionally taking care of a loli would remind him of his dead daughter and he'd be fiercely overprotective ʟᴇᴡɪꜱ ᴛʀᴇᴊᴏ -If he somehow escaped from the shota that sexually harasses him and walked into a relationship with another shota or loli that would be devastating for him... you mean to tell me he was harassed for like 10 years by this one dude who he met as a Little Guy and as the Little Guy grew up he got increasingly more toxic and Lewis had to escape from him by basically throwing him at another fat depressed man and saying "THIS IS YOURS NOW!!!" only to turn around and probably get harassed by a different loli/shota -Whumpbait man -yess mwahahah get trapped in a room full of shotas who want you... Surely no dubcon will occur...

aging your self insert down >>>>>>

proship culture is wanting radqueers to get the fuck out of our tags

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me returning to ms paint when my clip studio paint license expires.. eheheh.. time to Pixel