ᴅᴀᴍɪᴀɴ ʟᴏᴘᴇᴢ: -Would date an adult shota/loli -Worried for their safety all the time, a bit protective, but more like a frazzled cat desperately chasing after a hyper kitten -Will act like a father figure for his lil schmookum... Especially if they age regress because THAT'S JUST A LITTLE BABY!!!! -Would probably feel too guilty to get nsfw with his loli/shota partner, even though they're over 18, which may ruin the relationship a bit if his partner isn't asexual ᴏᴡᴇɴ ʟᴏᴘᴇᴢ -You'd only get him to date a loli if it was a loli version of his dead gf of whom he loves to necro. He's a freak like that. Someone get his older brother to rub off on him more so he's more Normal. Or get his older brother to rub something else on him. What? Sorry, it's my demons. ᴅʀ. ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ -His life has been HELL since his wife died he totally needs a loli in his life... Especially since his kid died too and he needs to kill two birds in one stone -If this is before Talkie gets with Damian, he'd be super overprotective and insist that his loli gf NEVER go near Talkie because Talkie is batshit insane and also awful. If this is after, he'd allow Talkie to be near her... With Damian supervision... -He'd also only go for a loli over 18 -He's the type to carry his loli gf to the tub and get a bubble bath and just sit there by the tub and admire her pretty and perky and beautiful youthful body... -They could convince him to have sex on like a 1-off occasion one time if both of them were extremely desperate to have kids. This man had to be with his late wife for nearly 10 years before they banged but he's like..fertile enough to knock up women one-try so it's not a big bother to him. He's asexual but wants babies.. But if he has a loli gf.. No need for baby.... He can just baby her... ᴛᴀʟᴋɪᴇ -Oh he'd so guro the loli/shota pookie he WOULD -He's honestly awful and the only person he has not absolutely been awful to is Damian -He's perfect for whump fics in this regard ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋʟᴇʏ ᴄᴏʀʀɪɢᴀɴ -What do you mean... He IS the shota. -If he were to be in a Shota x Shota relationship he'd dominate though -Not just NSFW, he'd take the lead in all activities. Bros just like that ʀɪᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀꜰᴏʀʀᴇꜱᴛ -Depends if it's pre-campaign him or not. (yes he is a dnd oc...) -Cuz pre-campaign him was a racist asshole towards everyone around him because he was naive and thought 'this one tiefling was awful to me so all of the other races are awful yes' so he was super close minded and wouldn't even think of dating a loli or a shota -Post-campaign him after he learns that just because one dude is Awful doesn't mean everyone else is would def be all sweet and doting to a loli/shota partner though -Although he'd have to date a loli or shota over 18 because. listen man his entire character arc is 'just because this one guy was a ephebophile doesn't mean that everyone is' and him going after an underage loli or shota just. would not make sense. -Additionally taking care of a loli would remind him of his dead daughter and he'd be fiercely overprotective ʟᴇᴡɪꜱ ᴛʀᴇᴊᴏ -If he somehow escaped from the shota that sexually harasses him and walked into a relationship with another shota or loli that would be devastating for him... you mean to tell me he was harassed for like 10 years by this one dude who he met as a Little Guy and as the Little Guy grew up he got increasingly more toxic and Lewis had to escape from him by basically throwing him at another fat depressed man and saying "THIS IS YOURS NOW!!!" only to turn around and probably get harassed by a different loli/shota -Whumpbait man -yess mwahahah get trapped in a room full of shotas who want you... Surely no dubcon will occur...
For those with evil, morally questionable f/o’s anyone with darker self-ships. Warning for suggestion of occasionally toxic dynamics.
🖤 - What is a twisted, secret act of love you and your F/O share that only the two of you would understand?
🩸 - Has your F/O ever marked you in a way that felt like a bond, even if others might see it as dangerous or unhinged?
🔪 - Has your F/O ever protected you in a way that was violent or ruthless, but it made you feel deeply cherished? Do they kill or intimidate others for you?
🕷️ - Does your F/O bug your clothing, house or vehicle? Would they ensure you’re well monitored? Do they do it out of protection or obsession?
🕸️ - Does your F/O trap you in their world, or do you willingly crawl into their web?
🥀 - Has your F/O ever “tested” your loyalty in a way that felt dangerous or thrilling? How did you prove yourself to them?
🎭 - Does your F/O hide their true self from others? How does it feel knowing the side of them no one else does?
🌙 - What’s the darkest secret you and your F/O share that bonds you, even if it would horrify anyone else? How did they confess this secret?
👻 - Does your F/O enjoy toying with your fear, knowing it brings you closer to them?
🪓 - Does your F/O ever fear losing control around you? How do you reassure them? Or do you like the chaos?
🦂 - Has your F/O ever lied to you for your own safety or to manipulate your feelings, and how did it change your relationship?
⛓️ - If your F/O could keep you by their side forever through unconventional means, (being immortal via soul pact, vampirism, science) would you let them?
💣 - Would your F/O ever involve you in their criminal or villainous schemes, willingly or not? How would it bond you? Would it be fun or sickening? Other?
🗡️ - Is there a dark or forbidden fantasy your F/O has indulged for you? How did they react to you telling them about it?
🧲 - Has your F/O ever manipulated a situation to keep you close? How do you feel knowing they did it?
🔗 - Does your F/O see you as their weakness, their strength, or both? How does that shape your connection?
🎁 - Has your F/O ever gifted you something darkly romantic, like a token from their crimes or a memento from a fallen enemy?
🕯️- Has your F/O ever orchestrated a chillingly intimate moment, a declaration of love in a tense setting, like an illicit deal or crime scene?
🔥 - Does your F/O have any dangerous habits they’ve pulled you into, and how does it make you feel?
📜 - Does your F/O have a code or rule they live by? How does it affect the way they treat you? Do they have any rules for you in particular?
⛏️ - Has your F/O ever trusted you with their signature weapon, or even asked you to use it?
⚰️ - If your F/O had to fake your death, kidnap you or move you to another country to keep you safe, how do you think they’d go about it?
🪦 - Would you help your F/O cover up a crime, no questions asked? How far would you go to protect them?
💀 - What’s the most cryptic or ominous thing your F/O has ever said to you that you still can’t forget?
💍 - Does your F/O treat you like a partner, a prize, or something else entirely? How do you feel about it?
💋 - Does your F/O enjoy teasing you about their darker side, as if daring you to love them despite it? How do you respond?
💎 - Does your F/O ever use their charm to manipulate you, even in harmless ways? How do you feel about their slyness?
🔮 - Does your F/O believe you’re destined to be together? What lengths would they go to if fate didn’t agree?
👑 - How does your F/O treat you differently from everyone else, even when they’re at their cruelest?
🫀 - If your F/O could claim ownership of a part of you, physically or emotionally, what would they choose?
🌌 - If your F/O could rewrite the world, what would it look like, and where would you stand in it?
🕳️ - If your F/O lost their current life or position (taken in by authorities, empire crumbled, demoted by higher ups) how would your dynamic change?
🪢 - What’s a moral line you’ve crossed because of your F/O’s influence? Would you do it again?
🌪️ - How is your romance inherently destructive in nature? What kind of people do you end up hurting? Do you hurt yourselves in the process?
😈 - Does your F/O take pleasure in seeing others afraid of you, knowing you're tied to their darkness?
☠️ - If you were forced to kill for your F/O, would you do it willingly, or would they push you to the edge?
🎻 - What is a villainous song for your F/O?
Dividers by @/adornedwithlight
have an urge to create an online presence
post something in a discord server
instant regret! overwhelming shame!
its been hours at this point and i still feel awful!
reblog if you ship a ship that's unhealthy, toxic and fucked up
having a partner is jusst so mgjgjfj!!! you mean!! i can kiss him!!!! I can hold him!!! when we shower I can hug him and feel warm skin!!!! you mean i can invite dawg out to slowdance under the stars???mmghfh you mean i can just be.. a silly lil guyb...And this other silly little guy who i love a lot is also there??You mean we do the laundry together?? Absolutely wild. I love him. And you mean to tell me i got a RING and put it on.. his finger?? to symbolize our undying love??? I'm shaking. I'm so in love. I love him.
(Also fun fact my F/O is one of my pookie's OC's so it's like.. Inception... idk man im a freak)
im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s
Art is meant to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comforted. I love you, Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. I love you, 120 Days of Sodom by Marquis de Sade. I love you, All Quiet on the Western Front by Enrich M. Remarque. I love you, The Death of the Heart by Elizabeth Bowen. I love you, American Psycho by Bret E. Ellis. I love you, Speak by Laurie Halsie Anderson. I love you, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou.
THANK YOU @foppydog for the dead dove tierlist!!! teehee
please don't be a pressure sore please don't be a pressure sore please don't be a pressure sore
im cringe and i just want to like posts. (he/him+profdx+college+proship)
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