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Reblog if you think its just as bad if a woman rapes/assaults a man too

Tryna prove a point to my mom

where’s my klance flowershop au where lance is the florist and keith comes in several times a week to buy all kinds of flowers. lance is secretly pining but he’s Sad because keith keeps buying all these romantic flowers. keith is buying yellow acacia’s and jasmine’s and gardenia’s and red roses and camellia’s. lance obviously thinks keith has someone already and he’s jealous and he hopes that person appreciates all those flowers. obviously it comes out later that keith is single and the reason that he was buying all these flowers was to send a message. to lance. cause he’s got a crush. on LANCE. they fall in love. fin.

rival team captains au

lance, visibly pissed: he’s always being put in the spotlight.. god sometimes keith just makes me wanna slam him against a wall and–

lance: (realizes keith is behind him and listening)

keith:

keith, smirking: why’d you stop there? it was just getting interesting

Namjoon: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow? 

Yoongi: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence. 

Namjoon: Literally all you had to do was say no. 

This TIME magazine shit is revolting. BTS have worked hard to get where they are now, some white western artist did not pave the way for their own success and I find it disrespectful what they used for the cover.

Guren: there is only one thing worse than a rapist *pulls back paper on board* boom

Yuu: A child

It do bE

<BTS playing ‘Never Have I Ever’>

Jimin: Never have I ever had sex of any kind with someone in this room that I am not currently dating. 

*Taehyung and Jungkook both take a shot of soju*

Jimin: WTF?!

Namjoon: I am thinking a lot of things I didn’t think I could ever imagine. 

Yoongi: I don’t even want to know. 

Jimin: What the hell did you two do?!

Taehyung: First of all, we were drunk. 

Jungkook: Second of all, I see why you like Taehyung, Jimin.

Chuuya: i failed the safety and health course today

Dazai: what happened?

Chuuya: one of the questions was “in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”

Dazai: … and?

Chuuya: apparently, “fucking large ones” wasn’t the right answer

Legend

method acting at it’s finest 

Chuuya: Oh, God, not Dazai.

Higuchi: You know Dazai Osamu?

Chuuya: Let’s just say we’ve crossed paths.

Akutagawa: Right. Was that before or after you slept with him?