Chuuya: Oh, God, Not Dazai.

Dazai: i don’t know why but whenever chuuya’s around, my heart starts beating really fast and i get nervous. they’re complicated feelings.

Ango: you have a crush.

Dazai: blocked.

Ango: this is a verbal conversation, you can’t just—

Dazai: B L O C K E D.

THE MAN BUN HELP HOLY FUCK AJSOAKDOWNNFORKWK

yoongi with dogs = major uwu

I AM IN THE RIGHT FANDOM!!

| Cr screenshots twt kookaineaddict_ & the OPs in the source

Hello I’d like to present a Jaith college au that literally only exists because I love the prep+jock/punk dynamic and I wanted James to play baseball.

James once told Keith that he believed Keith kissing him could be a good luck charm so Keith is sure to give him plenty of smooches before every game.

The team was very interested when this punk first started showing up and was James’ #1 fan but they’re glad Keith makes James less uptight.

I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care

(200704) god’s menu : hyunjin.

Chuuya: i failed the safety and health course today

Dazai: what happened?

Chuuya: one of the questions was “in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”

Dazai: … and?

Chuuya: apparently, “fucking large ones” wasn’t the right answer

Klance is spreading.

Like… no joke

There was this festival of talents in my school.

In the auditorium, the students performed different talents and shows.

And five people reenact a scene, but gave their own twist.

Bros, they were dressed as team Voltron. 6 of them (one was pink, who called herself Allura) were fighting off students dressed as purple soldiers (sound familiar?)

Then, someone threw a bag of flour to the ground completely obscuring the stage.

Then the speakers blasted off a “LANCE” and when the flour was gone, THE KEITH WAS HOLDING THE LANCE IN HIS ARMS.

AND NO FUCKING JOKE THEY KISSED

THEY CAME OUT TO THE ENTIRE SCHOOL AS GAY

DRESSED UP

AS KLANCE

SHIP OF THE YEAR INDEED.

where’s my klance flowershop au where lance is the florist and keith comes in several times a week to buy all kinds of flowers. lance is secretly pining but he’s Sad because keith keeps buying all these romantic flowers. keith is buying yellow acacia’s and jasmine’s and gardenia’s and red roses and camellia’s. lance obviously thinks keith has someone already and he’s jealous and he hopes that person appreciates all those flowers. obviously it comes out later that keith is single and the reason that he was buying all these flowers was to send a message. to lance. cause he’s got a crush. on LANCE. they fall in love. fin.