When You Think Life Couldn't Get Worse:

(I'M BACK WITH CRACK BITCHES—)

“Twisted Wonderland Characters”

on crack

WELCOME NEW FANS OF TWISTED! I MAKE THESE KINDS OF POSTS NOT JUST TO MAKE FUN OF THE CHARACTERS (maybe) BUT ALSO TO KIND OF INTRODUCE THEM IN A FUNNY AND NUTSHELL KIND OF WAY SO YA ENJOY!

~🦁~Savanaclaw~🦁~

•Leona Kingscholar

-Hot Scar 2.0 but more muscular, lazy and daddy

-Sassy ass Prince who makes Mama Ruggie do all his bidding (but we still love him🙂 alsohishairflipsweresassyaf)

-*YAWNING AND TAIL WHIPPING INTENSIFIES*

(Spongebob Narrator: a few moments later)

-OI WHO STEPPED ON MAH FOOT >:(

•Ruggie Bucchi

-THE Mother of Savanaclaw

-deserves a break from feeding all his brats children dorm mates.

-ALMOST got killed by Leona 🦁*roar*

(poor mama ruggie 😢)

-*fufufufu intensifies*

-#wouldkillleonaforadonutbutprettysureleonawouldjustgivehimallthedonutsintheworld🍩❤🙂

•Jack Howl

-our beloved wolf tsundere boi 🐺 (thatdeservesalltheheadpatsintheworld)

-is a good lil boi who does his chores, homework and sleeps early at 10 pm❤ (unlike *cough*Adeuce*cough*)

-imsorrymamaruggiebutimjustgonnaadoptyourchildnow-

- “I-IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKED THAT OR ANYTHING B-BAKA!!!” (sorrynotsorry)

And that's all lmao. Hope you enjoyed HAHA. Y er TTTT

IT’S FINALLY HERE!!!!!

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I can't believe this is my most liked post...lmao 😂

Guys Idk what I'm more scared of. The fact that Crowley might not send Yuu home or

Disney might make ikemenfied hot versions of Jasper and Horace.....help 😥

Twisted Wonderland

Prologue 1 in a nutshell

MC: Where hell am I–why the hell am I in a coffin?! Am I finally gonna see Satan-senpai?

Meanwhile...

Devil kitty: BURN BISHES BURN! OI hooman! Give me yo clothes or you gone get barbecued!

MC: OH HELL NAH I AIN'T GETTIN KILLED BY A RACCOON DOG *runs*

*At hell the library*

Devil Kitty: Haha! U can't run from me now hooman!

Birb dad: WHIP OF LUS-er LOVE! (kInky😏)

Birb dad: U hooman, must go meet smexy bois er get sorted into a dorm.

*at Mirror Hall*

Red Ciel: break the rules or it's [OFFU WITHYO HEADDO!!!]

Kinky Takoyaki: I will support u pOor unFortunaTe soUls, cuz u all don't have any brain cells.

Smexy Scar: *yawn*

Crusty lil queen: where the hell is daddy

-er the Headmaster?

Geeky shy boi: he probs took a shi-

Birb dad: I'M BACK BITCHES. Now u go to the Magic Mirror and get sorted.

mAgiC MirrOr: sLytTerhIn -er this person has no magic nor soul, so they have no dorm.

Devil kitty: How bout u make me a Mage instead of that hoebag! Besides I can make great barbecue WAH!

*barbecues the Mirror Hall*

Moody Rich boi: OI BITCHES MAH ASS. IZ ON FIRE!!!

Kinky Takoyaki: Ok kitten is getting a lil naughty~(😏) this call's for sum discipline. Wat do u say Rideru-san?

Red Ciel: Ugh fine! Let's go fight some pus-er Cat.

That's all hoebags, hope u enjoy. YERT

Would you guys like it if I introduced my Twisted Wonderland Ocs? I made a lot actually, I made 7 girls for each of the 7 dorms of Night Raven. I made 2 fanmade dorms inspired by Disney Villains and many more.

It would be really cool too if you guys have any questions about me or my characters. Anyways thanks for stopping by. Y e r t

God I really need to do my ocs next time. I have so many lmao. Maybe in the future.🙂

Stefano Severi

Keep reading

I can't believe I'm saying this but....Al you're a genius

Yo Disney should’ve just hired me with my small brain

Angy Riddle indeed

an angy Riddle

this has definetely increased my serotonin levels uwu

FLUFFY CONFRONTATION — UESUGI KENSHIN

UESUGI KENSHIN x FEM! READER

— warnings: none

— summary: kenshin wants to see you smile.

— words: ~430

— tagging: @nad-zeta​ ; @lordbunshin​

seeing your brows furrowed and the soft skin between them narrowed like messy bed sheets wasn’t such a dear sight to kenshin, even if it was yet another side of you. it sent his mind onto a restless trip, the one he didn’t quite appreciate given the worry it would come with. the concern would eat him alive, chewing onto his heart while the rollercoaster of his thoughts would take wilder and wilder turns the longer he remained in the dark in regards to what had caused you to be so blue.

you wouldn’t speak about it, instead excusing yourself from his presence when interactions became too much to handle. you never shot him a glare to imply he was the reason behind the passive downfalls of your mood, but you didn’t open up to the mighty dragon of war either.

he couldn’t stand it; he couldn’t bear to go on one more hour, one more minute with knowledge that he didn’t attempt to properly pull you out of those unpleasant waters you were swimming in. but what kind of approach would be the most suited was what he just couldn’t come up with… 

blessed be sasuke, his beloved friend, for the smart man had given kenshin insight on how the fluffy things awaken the almighty serotonin ( whatever that may be, thought kenshin ) and could make for a perfect recipe to bring you out of your foul mood. the nerdy speech left the blonde man enlightened and motivated to cheer you up, and such, he had picked up his bunnies, as much as he could cradle within his arms, not worried about the rest, for he was certain they’d follow him without a shadow of a doubt.

this mighty army marched through the hallways and to your room, with kenshin announcing himself before strolling in with the most dedicated expression plastered across his features, his confident posture framed with softness of hyper bunnies, their soft ears twitching after every cutesy sniff or two.

“i’ve come to awaken your serotonin, or so,” kenshin voiced, parroting the foreign name sasuke had brought up and repeated over the course of his aid to his lord, “to cuddle.” with the straightest, most serious expression and gaze filled with absolute determination, kenshin spoke his order to the horde of bunnies, who seemed to have known of his command even before it had been spoken out, given that they’d marched towards your sitting form the moment you’d come into the view.

indeed, there was a smile upon your face as you’d taken in the adorably cheesy scene.

thank you for reading! feedback would be appreciated!

— kame

Eh sure why not

if interested, interact with this post! i will choose forty random people to invite to the gc!