Fuck You LIBTARDS, My Gender Is Whatever Gets Me Laid

I just heard a mike bloomerg ad on the radio??wth!! you dropped out, mike!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!

my parents don’t care if I’m gay but will kill me if I get any piercings, tattoos, or dye my hair.

do they not know what being gay means?

pride month is over i am no longer gay

*squirms into your dms*

you lied to me :(

i don’t double tie my shoes because i think it looks good, i double tie my shoes because the extra tightness makes it feel like my feet are being hugged and god dammit i really need a hug :(

*clocks gun* I'm going to commit tax fraud

regular twizzlers suck ass but the pull n’ peel twizzlers also suck ass but it’s my ass they’re sucking

all I want is a hello kitty CD player to play mcr on IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

killer queen by queen has panic! at the disco energy