My Parents Don’t Care If I’m Gay But Will Kill Me If I Get Any Piercings, Tattoos, Or Dye My Hair.

when boomers said they hate millennials gen z really just went “lmaoooo me too”

fuck tits.

trans masc and wlw solidarity

*squirms into your dms*

i just want to be a dirty boy who does not shower

hold on lemme just,,, *walks into a pond and slowly disintegrates*

people who vape are just dragon kin

there’s eyeballs in my head????

How did you write an essay as if it were a post on tumblr

hey yall!!! i’m writing a paper on using preferred pronouns for a class and i wanted to share the first paragraph i wrote because i like it!!

I believe in using preferred pronouns. The reason I hold this belief so strongly, no joke, ties in directly with my take on the meaning of life. To be honest, we’re all just floating about on this space orb we call Earth, there isn’t much rhyme or reason to anything we do. But you know what’s the coolest thing we can do on this funky ball? We can make people happy! We can spread joy, legitimately the most rad superpower and any of us can do it! “But!” I hear you say as you read this (I have very good hearing), “I haven’t a dime to my name for spreading such joy”. To this I say fear not! Because a specific, wonderful group of people use something called “preferred pronouns”. I absolutely LOVE learning a person’s preferred pronouns, because in my eyes, it’s as if being offered a magic key, engraved with the words “hey! If you ever want to make me feel happy, use this!”. Dear friend, you have just given me a superpower, and I cannot wait to use it!

nvm I am a FOOL how did I not see that it is a CAT looking through a window I apologize to the one person who saw this post

cloud ²

i tip my toes into your pool and you scream as they disintegrate into the water