Fuck Guys Please Do It Please

NOBODY gets to know my pronouns, not even ME

lmao

there should be a tone indicator for when you're manipulating someone

frogs are inherently political

can someone write a song about moth man called “the man, the moth, the legend”

me lookin’ at my salt lamp

you say you love me but you wouldn’t build me a minecraft house

i like how tumblr notifys you when you reblog your own post it makes me feel special

me when my mom says this girl was “checking me out” but me, a closeted bisexual, was actually checking her out

*clocks gun* I'm going to commit tax fraud