Hahahahaha Pussy

regular twizzlers suck ass but the pull n’ peel twizzlers also suck ass but it’s my ass they’re sucking

you’re a h-heterosexual??? a,,,,,,, a Straight???? and you have a tumblr??????? are, are you sure you’re not confused???

i like how tumblr notifys you when you reblog your own post it makes me feel special

them: so you’re bisexual?

me: yeah

them: so you’re attracted to byes?

me: w-what?? no-

them: *winks* bye~ *walks away*

me:

me:

me:

me: fuck that was hot

there’s eyeballs in my head????

what is my personality

it’s not a math test until you start crying

micheal doesn’t make it to the bathroom

dear doctors,

is there a word for white people who live in america or do i just have to call them white bread

so distraught that there are people that look at me and think i’m straight