Dear Doctors,

what does it mean when your ex-girlfriend comes up to you and whisperers that your shirts in the past few days have been verygay

yo i was so proud of myself bc i texted my s/o without hesitating but then i remembered i just hung up on my doctor because the way she said “hi” was too mean

yo i hate people. we are all cancelled

*squirms into your dms*

yo gamer we’re hanging out tomorrow right?

did you just assume my morality?

hold on lemme just,,, *walks into a pond and slowly disintegrates*

turns into this and never turns back

*clocks gun* I'm going to commit tax fraud

no empathy heart empty