Someone Walking Their Dog: *waves At Me*

you know live, laugh, love?

karencore.

i posted this as a joke. a JOKE.

i did not think it would actually happen

if wonder if trans rights will ever get far enough that ben shapiro will be forced to participate in neopronoun discourse

turns into this and never turns back

not to be straight but I actually have 2 different types of bois I’m in to

Nice, kinda nerdy boys. They have a really dumb sense of humor and are able to laugh with you, but they can also have a serious discussion about politics or a movie. They’re smarter than you’ll ever be, but it’s ok because they aren’t narcissistic about it and never try to argue with your core beliefs. They’d offer to pay for dinner but wouldn’t bat an eye if you offered to pay. They wanna take things slow and nearly die at the idea of just holding your hand. They truly do care about you and just wanna make you smile.

and eboys

pewdiepie ran so dream could speedrun

i want to be alone for 5 minutes please everyone just shut up

yo i was so proud of myself bc i texted my s/o without hesitating but then i remembered i just hung up on my doctor because the way she said “hi” was too mean

my friends don’t think i’m funny but at least 13 people on tumblr do

if i got big boots i promise i would step on you,,, as a treat

wait wtf i thought being gay was just a cool aesthetic i didn’t know it came with feelings help how do i undo this